[ssunstoned]

hello this me bog

[ssunstoned]

i mean, the man called me intriguing and then sent 9 messages detailing why. so maybe i'm just flattered. but there is also a very small character limit for whatever reason

[ssunstoned]

hmmm would it really be that weird to date someone 24 years older than me?

[ghost-mlm]

bro if you keep looking so cute im gonna have to give you a smooch

[sluicer]

[poast-bot]

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

[lumsel]

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

[unusual-pybro]

[m1dori-eyes]

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[moldavite]

people use "sensitive" like it's an insult. i'm sorry for spending my whole life giving a fuck i guess

[downboydown]

ughhh the term cockdrunk is so fuckin hot 😵‍💫😵‍💫 not even necessarily (or should I say solely) in an intox way but like wow you feel so good you just turn into a mess begging for it. basically my kink is overwhelming pleasure. is this thing on

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[lilmamabeyellin]

1 thang bout Me im gone laugh

[txrtured-whxre]

Desperately need to be fucked until my brain stops working

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

@couldtheycatchkira

[ibunverse-deactivated20221109]

hot people have a breeding kink but don’t wanna have kids 

[qqchurch]