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rat-in-the-grain

I imagine it would be nice to be in a room like this

Of course Grain is probably better but still

It’s more colorful than Grain that’s for sure

rodent-detector

Here you can try it out.

rat-in-the-grain

Oooo this is nice

I gotta invite you to the Grain sometime it’s lots of fun

secret-menace

I have a suggestion

rat-in-the-grain

YOU ARE A GENIUS

I own about 25 rubber duckies with two on the way; yes, there are more to come. 🤓

Oh, and yes I am autistic.

#neurodivergent #autism #hyperfixation #autistic things #autistic adult #my collection #rubber ducks #ducks

Has anyone done this already? 😭

#backrooms #captain clark #the backrooms #captain crunch

starlingheart

a Very Important Purchase

starlingheart

Mice! With occupations!

rat-in-the-grain

I too am employed

Grain Frolicker

luke-thompsons

#look at my detective dawg we are NOT solving this case

libraford

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

libraford

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

libraford

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

libraford

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

libraford

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

whiteshakira

out of all the famous rapists that nobody talks abt the 1 thats annoying me the most rn is neil degrasse tyson did you know that when he was in graduate school for astronomy he drugged and raped the only other black student in the department & she ended up quitting the field ? if you look at her instagram 1 of her stories highlights is called sexual assault & she says she does miss being a scientist & working on her research project but that shes glad shes a musician now. shes also into some weird spirituality stuff which puts neils reddit atheist shtick into a whole new perspective ...... he has 3 more allegations under his belt btw & 2 of those women are scientists themselves & the other 1 quit working on his fucken astronomy documentary series bc of him like i genuinely do not understand how he still gets to call himself a science educator & brag abt how hes getting more people interested in astronomy when he keeps sexually assaulting scientists & 2 people have already quit the field because of him like explain it to me like im five

i-am-a-fish

There are three hundred rats

there's more

rat-in-the-grain

Like me :)

But I’m sneaky cuz I’m in the grain so they don’t count me >:)

tobserino

get the fuCK OUT OF MY GRANARIES AND STOP EATING MY FOOD!!!!!

rat-in-the-grain

Hehehoohehoohehehe

ladyofthebookcase

sorry this is like genuinely killing me. my head hurts so bad from laughing this much

sunderwight

Stop volunteering to be the village sacrifice we all know you're not a virgin. The dragon probably wouldn't even be into you.

sunderwight

Untie yourself from that altar right now.

sunderwight

Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.

sunderwight

That's why we always pick the most useless airhead to sacrifice come harvest season.

sunderwight

Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.

sunderwight

Yes, yes, I know, not the same. Well not all dreams are attainable, in the end.

contemptible-scoundrel

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next