Go Away

:(

[tobserino]

my mind is numb and my ass is raw

[boringkate]

A new girlfriend? In this economy? What you should be getting is a used girlfriend. A refurbished girlfriend. An open boxed girlfriend.

[realshy]

A used girlfriend? In this economy? What you should be doing is looking online for opportunities to go in on a shared girlfriend together with someone else, or even several someones else. A mutual girlfriend. A communal girlfriend.

[tobserino]

I don’t know man, you can still get good prices if you lease one. This is especially true for older models, like 30+ or even 40+ years old. They’ll still run fine, hell if you invest some time and money to fixing some issues and take good care of them, they’ll run even better than newer models.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I got back to my apartment and used my magic wand and it took me literally thirty seconds to cum what the hell

[tobserino]

Well i went back to my apartment and used my magic wand to summon 20 undead skeletons. It only took me 10 seconds btw, because i know the incantation by heart.

[kosmogrl]

I want tiramisu and to be able to start a brand new life

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

WIZARD NEWS: it will not be the same forever; new forever scheduled for tomorrow

[tobserino]

UNDEAD SKELETON NEWS: yea it’s gonna be like that forever

[abalidoth]

Guy who has to one-up everything: yeah, well, I had couscouscous for dinner last night

[tobserino]

Oh, you had a nice piece of seared Ahi Tuna for dinner? Well, I had some Ahi Threena, but, you know it’s whatever…

[captain-price-returns]

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

[inwardhardar]

These scientists are frantically leaving haunting voice recordings and health packs around their lab as we speak. Look, that one's writing a message in blood on the wall.

[tobserino]

Yeah man, I heard one of them just got done recording an audio log about how he can’t wait to see his wife again once the project is done. They’ve been apart for so long, but thankfully the boss just told everyone that they’ve found something „really special“ that’s gonna speed up the process on these brains. Maybe once he’s home, they’re finally gonna buy that house on the beach they always wanted to have…

[sour-echinacea]

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

[itsmebeff]

[maxxie-or-smth]

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

[tobserino]

Oblivion NPCs interrupting their dialogue because of poison

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[juney-blues]

yeah recover this who gives a fuck

[sailermoon]

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

[ph-cutie]

[ankle-beez]

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[homunculus-argument]

Consider: An anthro opossum, koala, capuchin monkey, or anteater, who is wearing a t-shirt with a text on the back that says "if you can read this, I have no idea where that little fucker is".

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

What could this possible be referencing

[homunculus-argument]

Well, you see: