scattered thoughts of a littered mind

"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional"

[recklessmoss]

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

[recklessmoss]

please this is SO funny

[recklessmoss]

HUH?!

[bigbadbutch]

[strange-aeons]

Yah

Matching booty shorts that say *please don't try this for real, even scent free, dye free lotions are not safe for cats to lick. Most people keep their binguses moisturized using a little coconut oil in the bath but personally my cats skin reacts badly to it so hemp oil is my go to now

[afandomfiendformerlynamednerd]

A gift to @strange-aeons

I did it bc I felt like it

Peak fashion sense

[strange-aeons]

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[rouge-the-bat]

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[strange-aeons]

FATHER STRANGE !! DELTARUNE FANDOM MASS FOOD POISONING EVENT JUST HAPPENED IN TORONTO

SO I HAVE HEARD

[whydoyoucarewho-iam]

Finally unpacked my Canada suitcase & there is ball pit piss in there :|

[shoezuki]

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

[jortwizard]

I am so glad I left the spire. I met a very talented knight, fellow wizards, watched an execution, and ended up with a horde of trinkets I plan on using in a potion that’s gonna change the world. Also spent much time in the ballpit. Would have preferred if it was denim

[grizzwaldtheponderer]

It was wonderful meeting a fellow wizard to share my ponders with yes quite

[jortwizard]

WE PONDERED SO HARD TOGETHER BROTHER

[nonagalleryart]

In the Year of the Horse, let us all truly appreciate what this mythical creature has done for surrealist memes. I don’t think there is another animal that has inspired such unhinged internet images. We should all be both eternally grateful and forever afraid.

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

[stevishabitat]

[mandate-transgenderism]

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[andilovesmetal]

Schwarz wie die Nacht

[im-mender]

It's important to note that Chekhov's Gun was not originally about foreshadowing, but a piece of advice to playwrights about how every element in a play should have narrative relevance. The corollary to Chekhov's Gun is that if a gun mounted on the wall in act 1 is never used at all in the entirety of the play, then it should be omitted from the play entirely.

[fireemoji1f525]

Hey chat I made another one

[ozth]

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[plounce]

ten year anniversary

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fifteen year anniversary

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sixteen year anniversary

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nineteen year anniversary