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Sexualizing that old man is a full time job
Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword š”ļø
Jarvis Cocker in Q Magazine, April 1996
petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't
in hindsight, pitching something that would be deemed a fair bit strange by some standards to a site teeming with already incredibly strange people was a mistake. apologies tumblr users iād forgotten where i was
favorite buffy summers looks -> season 1
YOU hate JK Rowling!
it's delicious...
they're used for chips, fries, sandwiches, and crisps...
but everyone, i swear, has a different name...
what do you call these??
breadcake
barmcake
bap
teacake
muffin
cob
roll
other - please tag!!
this is the greatest bread debate of all time...
Reblog daily for health and prosperity
Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
Fuck you, Neil Gaiman.
"in the future, boys and girls will be next to impossible to tell apart. even in bed."
-- david byrne
trainspotting (1996) starring ewan mcgregor, directed by danny boyle
F.R.I.E.N.D.S (1994-2004) ā The One with Christmas in Tulsa
Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, Iām going to be extremely tasteless about it. Itās going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I donāt want any call-outs in my inbox, Iām stating right now that lines will be crossed.
How disgusting can someone be
I wouldnāt even say this about my worst enemy
Forget the fact that its trump. If you agree with this youre fucking evil. Evil literally lives inside you. Wow.
Anyways all of yāall AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party Iām throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket
I feel like all you Americans need to take a look at what happened here in the UK after Maggie Thatcher died. Because when it comes to tasteless celebrations fuelled by anger and the death of a hated political leader, we REALLY pushed the boat out. We had street parties. We had burning effigies. We pushedĀ āDing Dong the Witch is Deadā to the top of the charts out of sheer hatred. Bone up kiddos, and I really hope you manage to do that truly American thing, of dramatically outdoing us with your celebrations.
Reblogging for last comment.
With the way this year is going, the sooner it happens the better.
*this can be reblogged every year
Iām going to make cake. Thereās going to be fireworks. There WILL be a burnt effigy.
Look, Iām gonna level with you americans for a second. When old wrinkly and orange kicks the bucket, for once in my life, possibly the only time, Iāll actually want to be able to see the fireworks from across the Atlantic. And I daresay I wonāt be the only one. So listen to me and listen closely, cause Iāll only say it once: When the moldy Cheeto bites it, itās the one and only chance youāll likely have at being loudly, unbearably, obnoxiously American in your celebration and for once, the rest of the world wonāt complain.Ā
ā¦I know I just reblogged this, but that last comment ššØš»āš³
Listen Iām already designing the cake Iām gonna order from Publix.
I want to see the fireworks from AUSTRALIA, guys. Make it happen.
the grumps vs. kiss from a rose