a season off dope

it's just me, but i have a tumblr now.

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[staffdad]

can’t wait for a seasonal viewing of this movie after actually managing to appropriately watch Home for the Holidays over Thanksgiving break

[staffdad]

I’m. just. saying.

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Playful Ponytail Sandra Bullock dipping Oreos into her cat’s milk dish is my favorite thing

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logged back into tumblr just to remind as many people as I can that while you were sleeping is on netflix this holiday season

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but you are caffeine and I'm staying up all night

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[cats-tats-recovery]

Let’s all take a moment of silence for anyone who has to work retail the next couple of months.. And please remember that as busy as the holiday seasons are, and you might be in a hurry, your cashier/other employees are working really hard to make you happy and also have feelings like you. 🙏🙏

[staffdad]

[staffdad]

tho sometimes I sing it "i wanna touch your butt / i wanna crush it in my hands"

[isabel--the--spy-deactivated201]

i mean, shakespeare is, like, fine, but did he ever come up with anything as good as “i wanna touch your heart/i wanna crush it in my hands”

[staffdad]

true

[oogie]

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

[staffdad]

pretty sure I met my soulmate at riot fest, he gave me a piggyback ride to metric because I kept walking out of my shoes in the mud, I gave him my number after we talked for an hour about how much we wanted to make out but couldn't because he was seeing someone, but my life is not serendipity so I'm just going to be sad and listen to disco for awhile

[ofgeography]

i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

[staffdad]

I have seen photos of those "god hates fags" protestors on the internet and such in the past, but today I saw them for the first time in person on broadway at west 3rd. I didn't realize how jarring it would be. I texted my friend that I was trying not to cry. then I saw a "thank god 4 9/11" sign and did cry. I spent the rest of my lunch break trying to eat and wrap my head around how people could stand there with signs like that in new york city and not get arrested.

on the way back to work, the wind blew my skirt around a bit and a dude whistled at me. I rarely acknowledge cat-callers out of fear, but I whipped around, looked him straight in the eyes and told him he was human garbage. he did not react because men are cowards.

these are sad separate stories with no resolution, but I'm really thankful for my amazing coworkers who understood and reacted with kindness when I returned to work and collapsed into sobs behind the register.

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[eunnieboo]

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

[foodforbears]

ME

[inwoodhooping]

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[staffdad]

true

[genderkills-deactivated20150717]

Literally all she did was point out misognyistic tropes in a video games, and this is the aftermath. Men continually prove feminism correct and necessary.

[getbusyliving--deactivated20160]