Staggy Walker

she/her | World of warcraft mostly because that game has consumed my soul once again, there will occasionally be dogs and memes | also kind of an art blog if you can count my poor excuse of scribbles 'art'

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I made a list of 50 useless, funny and or scary faunus traits.

I think one person who follows me knows tht I like RWBY.

It's my favorite show at the moment mostly because I don't watch a lot of TV. But me and a friend made a list. A list of 50 faunus traits that would either be useless, terrifying or hilarious. Or all three.

Feel free to use any of them..

(Bounus points if any of these are not scaled down to human size.

Chinchilla hair. (So thick it sufficates any and all warning do not shower

Lion mane

Spider mandibles

Frog neck pouch thing

Marsupial pouch

Litterally any kind of bird-feet

Any animal that isn't a monkey, ape or chimp's hands. ("What do I do with BEAR PAWS")

Armadillo shell

Horse feet/legs

Frog tounge

Elk antlers ("oh wow, I can't walk through this door, or any door.")

Chameleon eyes

Third eyelid

Rabbit re-production

Owl's head turn thing

Whale teeth

Bee wings

Anything to do with a sloth

A cow stomach

Sea cucumber's whole spewing internal organs as self defence.

A blow hole

Angler fish light

Platapus's ankle barbs

Platapus's ability to 'sweat' milk

Cow udder

Fins instead of arms

Octopi's 3 hearts

Anything to with a jelly fish

Anything to do with a puffer fish

Cat tongues

Giraffe's inability to yawn

Elephant trunk

Elephant ears

Komodo dragon saliva

Possom's play dead

Turtle shells

Spider silk

Cow teeth

Mantis shrimp claws

Mantish shrimp strength/muscle speed

Mantis shimp's 16 color receptors

Ink

Exo-skeletons

Wood-pecker's head movement

Cocoons

Dog's drink with their tounge backwards

Butterflies tate with their back feet.

Tiger stripes

Snail slime

Bombardier beetles explosion stuff.

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I also did a doodle of my babes. There isn;t art of these two and i'm not gonna help there be art but i'll doodle them

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[staggy-walker-blog]

Ildred Moltenhammer a dwarven rogue on Wyrmrest Accord.. She isn't actually made yet but.. She exists in my mind. A bit about her: Though this will never ever ever be mentioned in RP unless someone figures it out, Ildred is a Dragon by the name Ildredria. More specifically a black dragon. She is guarded by a green dragon and is uncorrupted because of some convoluted stuff that includes said green dragon filtering the life essence of a now deceased red dragon. She's scared of Wrathion and lives in Ironforge I will be drawing this babe more.

[televandalist]

[daniels-ramblings]

Help me find my dog?

So, lemme start this out by saying I know this probably won’t work but I am the most desperate person atm and I really love my dog and I don’t wanna just give up at trying to get her back

So this is Candy, she’s about 12 weeks old. She was stolen about 3 days ago from our yard because she got off our porch while my dad wasn’t home (I don’t live here)

Lemme just say this is the dog that my grown Pitt bull gave birth to, that I had to nurse by bottle for almost a week after she was born because she wasn’t eating, the dog I named and began training, and the dog that I personally took care of until I brought her to my dad’s when she was about 10 weeks old.

She doesn’t respond to her name yet, I don’t think. She has a black collar with white (probably brown with dirt) skulls and crossbones on it. She basically has the body of a pitbull, but the fur patterns of a Rottweiler; black body, brown paws, and she has a white speck on her nose, and lil black speckles on it.

My dad’s house is in Raephord North Carolina. If you see this dog at a shelter in this area (I have to ask my dad to stop by one) PLEASE pm me and tell me the shelter. If you see this dog in a yard or something in this area, PLEASE pm me and give me an address, or a plate number or SOMETHING that will help. We filed a police report but otherwise I can’t do anything else but ask for help.

I know this probably won’t work, chances are really thin, but I really love this dog and if/when I get her back I’m taking her to have her chipped as soon as I get paid what I’m owed, and she’s staying on a chain outside until we get her house trained.

If you don’t live in this area could you pls rb this? I know, it probably won’t work, but please just try to help me out? I just want my dog back

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@ziv3n

I think the wold is hunting it's prey

Something tells me the wolf hunts for it's prey..

Oh, really.. the wolf hunts for it's prey.

[fuckblizzardbearlover]

Fic idea

Dreadlord jaina and Devil Symmetra go on a double date with demonic Tyrael and Auriel but its crashed by Satya’s brother Hellrat

[staggy-walker-blog]

My writing skills can actually be put to use.

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[sorrychangedmyurlagain-deactiva]

I just realized someone sent me $400 after I reblogged it yesterday for no reason so I guess this shit does work lol.

I will always reblogg this.

[highallday12]

This better work

[polyandthenomials]

so last time I reblogged one of these things, I ended up getting an amazon gift card for no apparent reason from my agency sooooo y’all, good things happen 

[justkeepdriving94]

This needs to work 😭😭😭

[wordsmith-storyweaver]

I’m reblogging for the puppy’s rbf, but I certainly won’t say no to money! lol

[barnesstony-deactivated20180611]

I love that dog.

[eeyore9990]

Booty Call (aka, the husband): Why the fuck does that dog have all that money?

Me: *hasn’t actually read the text portion yet* Because he’s the Money Dog, of course. Don’t you know that?

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Sketch of my favorite murderer/maniac/warden/night elf/badass lady I wanna line but I don't at the same time however I shall finish this anyway. Also guys.. Check out my Maiev blog Felish-obsession.tumblr.com

[felish-obsession-moved-deactiva]

Felish-Obsesion Maiev Shadowsong Roleplay/Ask blog

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A lone orc against the might of the alliance?

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LF: Alliance Wyrmrest Accord RP Guild! PST

Hello, yes I have recently gotten back into the Wow thing but my guild died when I returned. I want to still write though!

I am looking for an Argus centered Demon hunter friendly guild, it can be small or big but it has to have officers who know what their doing and hopefully weekly events.

I am willing to take an in character and put of character interview today at almost any time, I share time zone with Wyrmrest Accord so basically any time after 8:00 is a bit late.

A bit about my character Night elf Demon Hunter who is a commanding officer of the Illidari. She respects those who show her they deserve it and only accepts respect when she's shown she deserves it, huge Illidan loyalist. Chaotic Neutural. Tall stick of anger and hate. Smart and allied in a very complicated deal with an observer. Really just wants to go back to Suramar and live there. Warning: she is incredibly racist towards non kal'dorei elves.

Perks of having me in the guild:

Memes

An artist who is inspired easily, will draw your characters.

Dumb ideas to make your ideas look smarter.

Incredibly friendly person who will gladly recruit others.

Please shoot me a message, we'll meet up somewhere in game!

[mattniskanenseyebrows]

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

[ottermatopoeia]

OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK

[patrick-stumps]

OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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When people ask why I have no money what so ever and want to know what I spent it on after saving up for a while.

[miridai]

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NO. THAT WOULD JUST MAKE THE BOX ALL SOGGY AND GROSS. USE PAPER BOWLS IF ANY THING. WHO'S GOING TO EAT AN ENTIRE FUCKING BOX OF CEREAL IN ONE SITTING YOU IDIOTS. IT'S JUST A MESS WAITING TO HAPPEN

YOU CAN EAT YOU SOGGY RECEES PUFFS AND I'LL ENJOY MY CRUNCHY CHEERIOS THAT DON'T SPILL EVERYWHERE.

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I rolled a Goblin DK

I rolled a Goblin DK and she quickly became one of my favorites.. All I have put together is that she was once a mage and currently runs a business she callls an 'Intimidation buisness' but won't describe what her business does because it is very kinda incredibly illegal.

Here are some quotes from messing around with her.

"My sword doesn't discriminate, if I hit a man or a woman, it'll kill em' both!"

"I'm not a con artist, i'm a 'get away with murder' artist."

"I'm a grim reaper, a force of nature! (you're three feet tall.) I'll break yer knee caps!"

"It's super fun having been a mage since everyone still thinks I can do magic, abra kazam I've got your wallet now run."