It's me, Neeeeaaaal

Neal. 31. Disabled dragon at large. He/him My favorite color is purple. http://steamcommunity.com/id/ /

[joeyclaire]

do you make your bed

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 27, 2024

[joeyclaire]

reblawg for sample size (if you want) i have a good reason why i’m asking this

[sitronsangbody]

For those wondering: every fat person you know

- is aware that they're fat

- has heard of the health risks associated with fatness

- has most likely heard of the diet / drug / surgery / product you're considering recommending to them

- will have their guard up whenever they're around you if you make attempts to "fix" their fatness

[itsneeeeaaaal]

Been a while Tumblr, heres the synopsis

Ok so lets see. My last post was.....June 22 2023! Geez! Well. I broke up with Shadd and am much happier and satisfied (especially in the bedroom, Shadd never had good anything in the bedroom. I got a new bed, moved to a new place far from where I believe he's still living but honestly I could live next to the guy and I would just ignore him. Any way that was forever ago and I feel so free and ready to continue my new life. I got married, I've got two wonderful partners and budding something or other with a friend. The new apartment (to me) is shit, the walls are crazy thin so we can hear every stomp they make, and stomping is the only way they travel. The water takes forever to heat. I've been trying and failing to practice my acts but I'm going to bet both will be rejected for one reason or another and I don't want to waist my time practicing for something that won't actually happen. I'm hesitant to say anything about some of the people I'm working with but I don't want to cause drama. I might make a private account and change the names and talk about this because my husband already heard my bitching enough haha. I don't trust therapists because they would just put me away somewhere to 'get better' and then conveniently do something to postpone my leaving. I got a penis! Not sure If i've told Tumblr but I'm rockin' both holes plus a D. Very gender. Waiting impatiently waiting for the phone call for the erectile device I need to get 'hard' although things like cock sleeves exist and work its just not the same as on of the erectile devices.

Anyway I think I'll leave things here

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[phaeton-flier]

It is actually way better for 100 addicts to get their fix on pain pills than a single person in pain go without. I call this the "Torture is bad" principle. You should be able to get the good stuff forever after a single doctor's visit. If you're worried about addicts fund rehab centers and needle exchanges instead of torturing people.

[morlock-holmes]

Among other things if you can't use the legit market you turn to the black market anyway.

[kelpforestdwellers]

if you're worried about addiction, build a society where people get their basic needs met, including pain management.

[itsneeeeaaaal]

Lately my sexuality is confusing the shit out of me. With some people all I want is to hold hands and maybe kiss and others I’m just like 😳😏😉 and wanna jump their bones. I also don’t mind being penetrated as long as I’m in charge of like how fast, how deep etc. I’m not sure what’s going on but I find most people pretty but I don’t really ever look at a stranger in a sexual way so maybe I’m Demisexual??

[brucebocchi]

today elon musk banned the "elonjet" account that shared his private flight data, which is public information, in real time. he also banned a litany of ostensibly liberal journalists for having the temerity to report on it.

banned twitter users, as it turns out, can still participate in spaces, so a bunch of them got together. elon himself found the space and was allowed to speak on it.

one of the banned journalists asked musk whether he sees any similarities between his own behavior today and previous twitter staff taking down illegal content stolen from hunter biden's laptop, to which elon musk... said nothing and fucking left

[brucebocchi]

update: the space just closed abruptly

[brucebocchi]

twitter spaces no longer exist. the function is completely gone now

[queerdungeons]

Sorry but I’m pro leather daddies & weird furries

[escuerzoresucitado]

The prosthesis is called "anti-robot" because it is not automated and is 100% controlled by the person inside through an exoskeleton interface. That's why it's called a mech, not a robot.

[thatsoup]

If I was rich I'd get one of these and wear it all the time and it would be incredibly inconvenient for everyone wherever I go but I'm like huge so what are you gonna do

[pukicho]

You need to get sillier 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BOOIIOIING BOING ZIP ZIP ZWOOO honk carnival music. Carnival music! Dog chasing cat!! Laugh track laugh track laugh track. Man falling off building. Laugh track laugh track. Man falling off building in reverse (ZWOOP) laugh track

[eclownery]

people dying is NOT silly

[pukicho]

Who said he died I never implied that. It was a comedic fall!

[pukicho]

Paralyzed from the waist down

[txttletale]

if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance

[tlirsgender]

Carguys and horsegirls are similar to me. They're related. Cousin species. Important to note that neither are gender locked; for example, many horsegirls are cowboys. A carguy is often a butch lesbian. And so on

[tlirsgender]

The unifying factor is being best friends with your mode of transportation. Getting a little autistic about it. Loving that beast so much it makes people think you're weird. Geralt of Rivia is a horsegirl. Kim Kitsuragi is a carguy. You understand

[carluuh]

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann original illustrations by Shouko Nakamura

[1anonyymous1]

“are u okay?” no i need more money

[yourproblemgod-deactivated20230]

Very disappointing.

[goodsmeller]

watching saw and keep forgetting that Billy is not alive or sentient. he’s not a muppet accomplice to Jigsaw

[annakarenina]

[val-ritz]

so i was talking to my grandmother about old-school video games and she was all “y'know there was one game i used to play, and it had like a maze, and it was underground, and there was a guy in first person and he had a weapon” so knowing her penchant for puzzle games, i started guessing like myst, or legend of grimrock so we start hunting through these 90’s-era games featuring dungeon crawls. turns out. it was not a puzzle game. it was nothing close to a puzzle game. apparently, in the mid-90s, my grandmother would sit down and play fucking Wolfenstein 3D and listen to AC/DC for like hours on end.

[dikubutto]

Au contraire, the puzzle was “how to kill Nazis” and the answer was “use gun”