Hand on my heart. Hand on my stupid heart.

Lilo. The title's from 'Meditations in an Emergency' by C. Awkward-Rich. sideblog is @wewanttoliveliketrees

[thealphabetcat]

https://uquiz.com/4PqFxQ

I made a uquiz where I assign you a plant in my garden :) have fun

[anxietyproblem]

[whichcouldmeanothing]

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

[translatingpostsinfrench]

pourquoi du pain est masculin mais la baguette est féminine....... la baguette est transgenre ?

je vais laisser la communauté parler:

la baguette, icône trans?

oui

non

Voting ended onOct 12, 2025

[translatingpostsinfrench]

eh bah

[translatingpostsinfrench]

10k notes pour un post francophone sur tumblr macron où est mon poste de ministre de la culture

[fluentisonus]

it feels so evil that you can't still access your university online library after you graduate *remembers my principles* it feels so evil that everyone can't access that stuff all the time

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle

[dovesick]

various types of pigeons

[helsex]

It's crazy and wildly unfair the types of people who will be out there with no shame over any of their behavior meanwhile I'm stuck being nauseated at myself for every very normal conversation I have with someone

[regicidal-defenestration]

One time I saw a fake headline about the Vatican announcing the virgin Mary's new nemesis, la puta Waría, and ever since that day I've quoted it like anybody else knows what I'm talking about

[wyrmwhole]

[sylferino]

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

[04k96]

[hyrude]

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

[lamphous]

matched set

[str-ngeloop]

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

[kamreadsandrecs]

It’s official: Research has found that libraries make everything better.

Science has backed up what many of us have long been saying: the library rocks. A study from the New York Public Library surveyed 1,974 user

[itberice]

Some top-line statistics from the study:

– 92% of respondents reported feeling somewhat to very “calm / peaceful” after visiting the Library – 74% of respondents reported that their library use positively affects how equipped they feel to cope with the world – 90% of respondents reported that their Library use positively affects how much they love to learn new things – 88% of respondents reported that their Library use has supported their personal growth

[xenosaurus]

PLEASE look at my sister’s jack-o’-lantern, I am obsessed with him

[yonpote]

no cuz literally the answer to everything is having love in your heart and being yourself forever and dan and phil taught me that

[obsob]

shining bright bc i am a lovely little star :) (print!!)