stalana ☭🇵🇸 @stalana - Tumblr Blog

intro/ a few things abt me <3

btw, if you’re a MAGA, zionist, capitalist, nazi, white supremacist, pedophile, misogynist, and/or an incel, then you are NOT welcome on my blog!

fav films: Black Swan (2010), Badlands (1973), Mulholland Drive (2001), Barry Lyndon (1975), 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), Eyes Wide Shut (1999), The Virgin Suicides (1999), The Graduate (1967), Malcolm X (1992), Chinatown (1974), But I’m a Cheerleader (1999)

fav directors: Stanley Kubrick, David Lynch, Sofia Coppola, Brian De Palma, Paul Thomas Anderson, Spike Lee, Terrence Malick, Satoshi Kon

fav musical artists: Lana Del Rey, Fiona Apple, Björk, Portishead, Hole, Joan Baez, Mazzy Star, Bob Dylan

fav people (dead & alive): Malcolm X, Chloë Sevigny, Karl Marx, Stanley Kubrick, Lana Del Rey, Zohran Mamdani, Sharon Tate, David Lynch

hobbies: filmmaking, watching films, reading Wikipedia articles, listening to music, thrifting

babyybluejeans

"you're so polite"

thanks, I'm just scared of anyone thinking I'm rude or arrogant

susandsnell

feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is “weird girl literature” and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns

susandsnell

Women did not fucking pioneer horror, thriller, and science fiction as we know it for publishing to infantilize it into a high school phase

susandsnell

is Stephen king “weird boy literature”? Or does he get to be an adult horror novelist?

swansical

maykitz

mellodrammattic

marx im so tired. im so tired karl marx

elisecairo

mellodrammattic

zionists need to shut their dumbasses up immediately every time they open their mouths its the same recycled bullshit

lalalesbiannn

what is with liberals and being so anti-censorship that they’re willing to put minorities in danger for the sake of not censoring fascists??

like they say they’re against fascism but god forbid you suggest that MAYBE censoring and de-platforming fascists is an important step in eradicating fascism.

“b-but free speech!!” people of color are being killed, stalked, and harassed daily because you care more about liberal democracy than their safety. but sure, let’s all read 1984 and sing kumbaya!!

angelfawn555

averagesizedperson

TO THE PATRONS OF THIS THEATER, I APOLOGIZE FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR SCREENING OF INLAND EMPIRE BUT I DO NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING. THERE IS A MAN IN ROW E SEAT 7 WHO HAS BEEN GOOGLING "INLAND EMPIRE EXPLAINED" ON HIS PHONE WITH FULL BRIGHTNESS ON, DISTURBING OTHER VIEWERS IN HIS VICINITY. HE HAS NO LOVE FOR FILM AND JUDGING BY WHAT HE HAS GOOGLED HE THINKS THAT ALL MOVIES ARE PUZZLES THAT HE HAS TO SOLVE LIKE THIS IS LOST OR SOME SHIT. I UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN UNUSUAL REQUEST, BUT I WANT YOU TO REMOVE THIS MAN FROM THE THEATER AND POSSIBLY KILL HIM. WHEN HE IS GONE, YOUR SCREENING WILL RESUME. YOUR PAL, DAVID LYNCH

petr1kov

watching twin peaks is hard because sometimes you think 'these characters could use some therapy'. and then you remember that some of them did seek out professional help but their only option was this

hoopskirt

Goodbye Mr. Lynch I’ll see you in my dreams

dreamersandgunslingers

HE'S CALLED THE GRINCH, COOP. A REAL PIECE OF W-O-R-K. LOCALS DESCRIBE HIM AS HAIRY AND GREEN, HEAD TO TOE, LIKE A DOG RAN WILD ON A FRESHLY CUT LAWN. IF WE’RE NOT CAREFUL HE’S LIABLE TO STEAL CHRISTMAS RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER US. THAT’S RIGHT, WE’D BE LEFT WITHOUT A CAN OF WHO-HASH TO OUR NAMES.