[agnes-nielsens]

a former coworker is a kind of dead wife

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[punkjabi]

[worstgirlintheclub]

[rosepetal444-deactivated2026020]

i’m like if a pervert was a sweetheart

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[kosmogrl]

[celceta]

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

[spiny-ant]

My favorite thing about bugs is there will always be one you've never seen before

[unification]

you can access a different mode by washing your hair

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[liittlecreatures1985]

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[clubcope]

[longseasons]

does anyone like me and want to understand me

[yellow-cat]

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being