Loicifity

True Bastard

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[punkjabi]

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[agnes-nielsens]

a former coworker is a kind of dead wife

[celceta]

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

me: i have an oral exam in my french class tomorrow i’m super nervous

boy: oral exam huh ;) ;) ;)

me:

[frontierpsychoanalyst]

[longnuts]

That's not him

[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[distantwave]

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[liittlecreatures1985]

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950

[longseasons]

does anyone like me and want to understand me

[van1llaskys]

[roseworth]

i don’t want to be angry anymore i’m never going to hate again unless someone says something really stupid or if i see something i don’t like at all or maybe just whenever i feel like it

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[pronounyaoi]

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you