Stalked by Grandma

Wat.

[ashstfu]

cardamom, cinnamon, saffron, nutmeg, clove, star anise, black pepper, allspice, cumin, fennel, turmeric, coriander, bay leaf, sumac, juniper, fenugreek, ginger, mace, mustard seed, thyme, rosemary, marjoram, lavender, oregano, basil, tarragon, sage, chervil, dill, parsley, mint

[ahedderick]

Scarborough Fair extended edition

[radicalcoffeeclub]

Insane how ladies will be like omg i cant have bush its too overstimulating but ill have my long hair in my face all day like girl your bush is in your pants wym its overstimulating but ur inch long fake lashes arent...... again yeah that post that said women will have mysterious sensory issues that perfectly align with beauty standards expected of them

[miseria-fortes-viros]

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

[violetheart77]

that time of year again

[dykeguy]

1 in 2 women pee a little

[dykeguy]

[flowercauldron]

um...actually, i pee a lot.

[sewercentipede]

1 in 2 women pee a lot

[bunney]

Evanescence: These wounds won’t seem to heal, this pain is just too real, There’s just too much that time cannot erase

12 year old me:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

31-year-old me:

[bowserwife]

Angels only get a few precious seconds of direct human communication per century and they used the last of it to tell Kate Bush to go “ooo ooo ooo” and “ye ye yo” and “eeeawwwwwww” in all of her songs. So we gotta wait a little longer for divine intervention now. I think it was worth it though.

[junkfoodcinemas]

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) dir. Danny Leiner

[animusrox]

Ordering that meal today:

[spockvarietyhour]

and here's the us inflation calculator to compare it to as well

[leresq]

"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"

the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

[bardbreakfast]

Some days it’s like this

@thebreakfastgenie

[kiefbowl]

my first time using chat gpt. watch out comedians they're coming for your jobs

[kiefbowl]

website for babies :(

[memewhore]

[doggiedyke]

Peace and love on planet earth

[stalkedbygrandma]

This tweet changed my brain chemistry

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[cishetlessfashion]

Why tf does my friend have Vines on VHS lmao

[fandomsandfeminism]

“Scott writes that all 23 women interviewed for the paper described doing both male and female chores. Men, on the other hand, talked mostly about male labor. Unless specifically asked, only a third of the men interviewed mentioned any work traditionally done by women. One apple grower described his orchard as a one-man business that his son would eventually inherit, with his wife and daughter only minimally involved. But, in a separate interview, his wife said that while her husband and son took care of the trees, she handled seedlings in the nursery, coordinated sales, hired seasonal labor, kept the books, and helped make decisions. She also mentioned that their daughter ran the farm’s fruit stand. The men were also more likely to emphasize male ownership of family enterprises—“my grandfather’s farm” or “my tractor.” In contrast, the women usually referred to “my grandmother and grandfather’s farm” or “our tractor.””

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GENDER AND FAMILY FARMS: AN INVESTIGATION

(via psychicsycophant)

Ugh.

(via farmlandia)

this is 100% my experience

(via rikodeine)

[whjwiwowpwlsskwjwbwbkwkwlwnw]

misogyny is so insane that „karen“ (middle aged white woman) has more derogatory power than „john“ (sex buyer). where are the compilations „epically owning john“? „john gets what he deserves“? „watch john get instant karma for his actions“? now thats something i would watch.

[originalitysquared]

Idiot Fucking John gets what's coming to him!!!!

[mizandria]

having a good day then thinking about this one quote about no woman ever comparing herself to god after creating life by giving birth but every boy with a gun is a god in his own eyes because he has the power to choose who lives or dies and he uses it to take and destroy lives. coughing up blood right now. i need to be hospitalized.

[mizandria]

people are reblogging this so i want to give credit where it's due + i really just think that this is something you absolutely have to read. i think about it all the time. i know this phrase is thrown around a lot but this genuinely changed my life and not so much as shifted but enriched my worldview to the point that i'll never be the person i was before i read it </3