Gourmet Vomit

follow me and i just might stalkyou4ever

[depsidase]

[mctreeleth]

[c0rmac-deactivated20230207]

Man’s World / MARINA

Directed by Alexandra Gavillet

Produced by Jennifer Decilveo & MARINA

[fuks]

if i had 3 wishes

[zackisontumblr]

this is a lot...

[eldritchtildaswinton-deactivate]

dan nicky your

personality

[pepperoniebabey-deactivated2021]

The four Horsemen of the Revolution:

Anonymous, Witches, The Amish and Kpop Stans

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Current Reductress headlines

[thrusticus]

[mythicfictionist]

[habitualshaker]

this is gonna be Jaden Smith’s next tweet

[fivever-and-ever]

well if this ain’t me or what

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

[cosmictuesdays]

#joyce has probably backed into spike like three times #maybe if he would stop CREEPING in the bushes [x]

[dario58030]

And this is why driving testers fail you if you don’t look out the back window when backing up

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

“The DMV is part of the vampire agenda” was not the hot take I was looking for today, but it oddly feels right.

[paxamericana]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you need to laugh childishly today, it has been 6969 days since the year 2000 ended.

[just-shower-responses]

i’m putting a date on this, 1/30/20 it’s fucking real

[prideprejudce]

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

[death-by-lulz]

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

[pajaentrecolegas-archive-deacti]

I have gone on to do so many things in my life, from writing children’s books, to designing clothes, to directing a film. But for me it always does, and it always will, come back to the music.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[ataraxiacrafts-deactivated20200]

God, I feel this in my soul.

[longseasons]

[babybear]

newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence