hey sup

she/her, 21, enfp, ‘20

[abandonedography]

Abandoned 13th century château located in France (source)

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[keatonpatti]

[hayate]

[theocseason4]

This is woke

[zackisontumblr]

wow if only girls had thought of that

[cwunch]

♡

[petermorwood]

From the expressions on the other cats, this is unexpected.

[heatherwanderer]

The leaders of two rival gangs strike up a romance at the peace talks

[audreyii-fic]

there are whole trilogies that don’t convey as much as this single photo

[thecolorblockcurator]

Bat Before the Moon, 1910, Biho Takashi

[babyanimalgifs]

mood

[pukicho]

North America got the massive sasquatch

Mexico got the dreaded chupacabra

Japan got ……. fat snake

[dekuun]

fat bitch

[pukicho]

YOU CAN’T CALL HIM THAT

[officialtvhead]

if i was on queer eye

‪‪bobby: are you using your dirty clothes as a carpet‬?

‪tan: did you just say that you bought this when you were in middle school‬?

‪jonathan: the majority of your hair is split ends‬

‪antoni: ok so typically peanut m&ms are not a breakfast food‬

‪karamo: why are you crying i haven’t said anything yet‬

[fuckyeahillustrativeart]

by StarMandaArt Follow them on Tumblr! 

[retrolesbians]

Two Women in Love - John Gutmann, 1937

[silvermarmoset]

the new batch of love for john mulaney here on tumblr has got me thinking how critical costume design is once again. john mulaney is a good comedian, but so much of his power comes from how his humor plays off how he’s dressed. we don’t expect a man dressed like a 1960s news announcer, all clean scrubbed and tight-wound professional, to describe in minute detail the visit where a doctor shoved a hand up his ass. imagine any iconic john mulaney set but given in jeans and a t-shirt, and is it as funny? i don’t think so. his humor spreads like wildfire on this website because the image of a man in a buttoned-up shirt and a tie and slicked back hair with fairly narrow lapels on his three-piece suit is fucking hysterical when paired with “years later I’d be in college about to go down on some rockin’ twink and i’d be like what would leonard bernstein do”

[6qubed]

well I do recall a comedian telling about how he accidentally joined the russian mafia on a school trip in college, and this was made more believable by the fact that he was shirtless with a beer belly while telling this story

[6qubed]

since someone asked

[jemthecrystalgem]

Frick thank you so much

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

THE MACHINE

[zhenya71]

This is never not funny. Oh my God.

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[southernbitchface]

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

[h3llraizer]

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

“Ooo that’s cute”

[decolonialtheoryandweed]

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

[glitterysouldinosaur-blog]

1995 Gay Olympics sketch from the mid-1990s Australian comedy show Big Girls Blouse.

[thebootydiaries]

me for 1 week after someone tells me i smell good

[theonion]

WALTHAM, MA—Signaling a major shift in demographic preferences, a study published Wednesday by Brandeis University found that fewer millennials want to live. “In contrast to previous generations that regarded living as a core part of their identity, millennials as a whole seem indifferent or even highly resistant to it,” said lead author Ellen Towey, attributing the change in mentality among those born between 1980 and 1995 not to laziness or insufficient effort on their part, but rather a pervasive feeling that living is simply no longer within reach. “Despite seeing their parents and grandparents live for years, millennials are often so pessimistic about their own prospects for existence that many have lost interest in walking the earth altogether.” Towey went on to say that without adequate opportunities to live at present, some millennials are in the meantime exploring more viable alternatives.

[minionresearch]