Stadardliesnation

She/Her Attack and dethrone god!

[standardliesnation]

[piipstachio]

Dance! Dance! DANCE!!!

[littlesnugbug]

stimmy frog!

[standardliesnation]

reblog the frog.

[hid-dle-ston-deactivated2018030]

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

[pictabynav]

there is not a single reason to not reblog this

[mysteryspot-3000]

If someone doesn’t weblog this, please unfollow me

[thanatosx49]

Have fun guessing!!!

[slashercatz]

I am 2 of the checklisit, take your guess

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

Dope

[mourge]

talk about getting two birds stoned at once

[the-library-alcove]

That just means that the local economies will be able to recover without a predatory megacorp sucking them dry as well!  What a win-win!

And that’s not a joke: The average Walmart Supercenter costs taxpayers between $900,000 and $1,750,000 (since they don’t pay their employees a living wage, the workers have to go on public assistance programs) this is intentional, since Walmart accepts SNAP, it means that they not only get to skimp on paying their workers properly, they can also funnel taxpayer money into their bottom line.  

[wilwheaton]

[potatocub-deactivated20210216]

Fuck Walmart :)

[explorerrowan]

Every last member of the Walton family is a criminal.

[bluefire262]

Walmart: if you won’t have cops then you won’t have us >:(

Literally everyone: good. Please leave

[standardliesnation]

Both bad, both blue. Coincidence? I think not.

[standardliesnation]

[standardliesnation]

Mike Pence is the only person who deserves AIDS. Let’s give him AIDs.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[such-justice-wow]

[attndotcom]

A brilliant explanation of consent for anyone who STILL doesn’t get it. 

[bolontiku]

Never not reblog

[standardliesnation]

beautiful

[poikas]

pumpkin gfs because its october why not 🎃

[standardliesnation]

because we fell in love in October

[someoneidontknow]

[standardliesnation]

lol i dont have friends but if i did they would be making under $400,000

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

[]if you Reblog this in 69 seconds Halloween will be x2 as good if no Reblog No more dank spoopyness in Halloween Reblog to save lives[]

[pixelprojectz]

not risking it

[jumpedoverthemoon]

Ive been called out... I’m all 3

[standardliesnation]

Let’s get this bread.

Let’s yeet this yeast.

Let’s grab this gluten.

Let’s devour this flour.

Let’s obtain this grain.

[standardliesnation]

The Worm Cafe

Hello, and welcome to the Worm Cafe.

How would you like your worms today?

From the sand, from the sea, from your stomach, from the soil.

We can roast, we can toast, we can bake, we can broil.

So come to the Cafe where you can be sure

To have the best worms you’ve had, no matter how you like your worms.

[localbrhuery]

You know for a homophobic peice of shit pence doesn’t seem to be able to give any straight answers.

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[conquerchaos]

Someone handed me 20 bucks today to donate to charity!

[ilosemygrip-myfocus]

I’m always so skeptical about these things but also desperate so why not

[naturally-twisted-deactivated20]

The way my bank account about to look after I pay rent…I ain’t got shit to lose🤧

[naturally-twisted-deactivated20]

SOOOOO REAL SHIT I GOT THE JOB I APPLIED FOR YESTERDAY‼️ THE MONEY DOG IS REAL BABYYY 😭

[gemstonedgoddess-deactivated202]

THANK YOU MONEY PUP 💖💖💖💖

[foxyymulderr-deactivated2022101]

i just gotta i’m sorry

[thetinyfruitbat]

Never not reblog money doggo

[riptidejunkie]

Bro I’m broke help

[zombieserpent]

I hate these but i dont have anything to lose man

[the-antagonistic-bad-guy]

Well I have nothing to lose so why not?

[aleijaiiiii]

We need money for my cat to get into the vet sooooo…

[ademonwithinternet]

we’re all gay here tell funny lgbtq stories guys :)) its like a sleepoverrrr

[ademonwithinternet]

i have a pair of socks that are rainbow and they just say “gay” on them. like it’s not “gay and proud” or “pride” or anything they just say gay. it’s iconic my mom made me buy them

[queercomposer]

Once I was on instagram and I made a comment saying something like “if you keyboard smash you’re gay I don’t make the rules” and this girl commented “I’m straight and I keysmash all the time” and I was like “boy have I got news for you”. turns out she was a lesbian and I’m the first one she told.

[ademonwithinternet]

im… im dying 

[miyameowmura]

uh there was this one time when i held hands with a girl and we walked to the store together

[ademonwithinternet]

lucky >:(

[shdghjdhdkjghjkndsvhj-deactivat]

here’s one: I had a lil friend group, me my friend, and another friend. the Other Friend was like hey guys I’m bi and we were like great and then My Friend was like hey guys I’m bi too and then GUESS WHAT BITCHES SAME

[selaphielss]

When I went to summer camp, like sixty percent of the girls in my cabin were queer and we ran a rainbow flag up the flagpole after we took the american one down

[ademonwithinternet]

IM CRYING THATS AMAZING wait i have a summer camp story ok i went to camp and literally every kid in the goddamn cabin was lgbtq except me and one of my friends. made me feel rly insecure cuz it was like this whole thing everyone had and i didnt,, anyway me and the friend are both bi as fuck now. none of us were straight

[justanotherhumanstuff]

I have another one! It’s not really funny though.

So two years ago I was in a musical and landed the romantic lead. One of the scenes I had to ballroom dance with the other lead ‘cause romance. At the time, I had no idea how to ballroom dance so I kinda was like, “Yo idk how to do that” so my friend taught me. Here’s the thing, both of our shcedules were busy so the only time we could rehearse was after rehearsal. So imagine, your best friend teaching you how to slow dance in an empty theatre, in the winter. Also music is playing. So like, yEaH. 

[ademonwithinternet]

HFLSKHFGDFSGDF OH MY GOD IS THIS FANFICTION thats hilarious

[justanotherhumanstuff]

Bro the amount of fanfic tropes my aroace self have been in is insane.

[ademonwithinternet]

sdfjjsdkfsdkdf give some to ME im BI and LONELY

[mdnigtmoon]

a few weeks ago I was trying new clothes with my brother. We were seeing some hoodies and he looked at one and instead of saying it was unisex he said it was bisexual, so I said “hey, just like me!”

he still doesn’t know I’m bi because after that I just said “just kidding lol” and he didn’t think that much about it lmao

[smol-lightning-bug-deactivated2]

I was with a bunch of friends and people eating lunch like a year back and one of my friends just kinda casually came out as gay and she asked me if I “knew my sexuality” but I didn’t want to come out in front of all the other people so my dumb ass was just like “HAAHHAHAHAHA WHY THE heck would I know that GZGSHSGAAHA wut”

[terrible-vices]

When I came out to my friend as bi she told me she was pan

And then later I told one of my friends who was a guys and he said he was bi too

[ademonwithinternet]

awww i love double coming out

[lets-go-mental-in-the-woods-dea]

I damn near had a panic attack telling my TWO LESBIAN MOMS I was trans…

[ademonwithinternet]

oh my gosh im proud of you tho :D

[lets-go-mental-in-the-woods-dea]

of course it was fine, yeah.  They’ve been super supportive and wonderful

[alittlemonster]

i went to a YMCA summer camp and half the girls in my cabin (including me and one of the councillors) were gay

[themeaninglessjumble]

I came out to my best friend in a hot tub after he said “two dudes, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart because they’re not gay”

[ademonwithinternet]

oh my goddddddd

[coolguycy]

“two bros chilling in a hot tub! five feet apart cause theyre not gay!”

Well actually, *pulls out tape measure to show we’re actually four feet apart*

[agent--nova-deactivated20220809]

These are fucking hilarious

I don’t have anything yet but the amount of times I’ve had the restrain myself from making a ‘not straight ‘ joke almost guarantees that imma slip one day lol

[theeldritchbeesechurger]

I make so many gay jokes under my breath im surprised im still closeted

[agent--nova-deactivated20220809]

tellmetellmetellme i wanna hear em

[theeldritchbeesechurger]

Heheh well usually its just like someone says “ok so go straight” and im just “bitch what part of me looks straight” or like “im to gay for this shit”

Ok so its usually funnier when it actually happens-

Look i need braincell to be funny dont judge-

[agent--nova-deactivated20220809]

HAHAHA thats literally what i almost do tho

one time i straightened my hair right? and i was talking with a person who didnt know my hair ws normally curly and they said ‘wait your hair isnt straight?’ and i had to literally press my lips together to stop myself from saying ‘well normally my hairs about as straight as i am’

[theeldritchbeesechurger]

AHHAHAHA THATS AMAZING I LOVE IT LMFAOOO

Honestly i really wanna yeet out of the closet purely to make gay jokes- (not that i will no imma just vibe in the closet ahah)

[agent--nova-deactivated20220809]

lmaoooo same

like is outing myself worth it to make the jokes? or no? probably a bad idea.

[theeldritchbeesechurger]

Lmfao

exactly should I vibe in the closet and not make gay jokes? Or do i come out and make the gay jokes? Are gay jokes worth it?

[standardliesnation]

One of my first memories is being in the car as a five year old kid, waiting for my mom to return some books to the library. I went on a rant for a hot minute about its so sad that girls have to date guys cuz they all look like skinny refrigerators. Guess who's a lesbian now