Out-Of-Context Quotes From My Skype Chats Meme Thing
“I have stumbled into this secret subculture of lesbian scientists.”
“I have this basic ass white girl desire to know what I am on the zodiac chart.”
“One day you will end up with blood on your hands…I don’t mean that in a bad way.”
“By that logic I’m the soul mate of the Tesco security guard who sees me every time I go in for a meal deal he knows my secrets.”
“Little old ladies are very curious because you never know what is contained within them.”
“He is a vast pit of unyielding moral repugnancy.”
“Only evil people play the spoons.“
“You can’t deny there have been periods of our friendship where I am basically…I am your dad.“
“I like to throw myself under the bus.”
“I identify with Audrey Horne because I too am deeply attracted to Kyle Maclachlan.“
“Okay 1990. Show me what you got.”
“So I was electrified. Very briefly. I seem to attract electricity.”
“Your pants will be screaming. Do not make this error.”
“Haven’t you ever stolen a lake before?”
“It’s got everything, it’s confusing, vaguely sexual, and involves at least two curses.”
“If he won’t listen to peer pressure what are we here for?”
“There’s a statement for your tombstone.”
“Christmas miracle or and old lady with a lockpick? Hard to say.”
“It’s the existential…The realization of the existence of the Piggly Wiggly has set itself upon your shoulders.“
“Are you sure your beard didn’t murder someone?”
“Wow. I say a lot of stuff about boobs.”
“He serenaded you with Spice Girls that’s so romantic. And Avril Lavinge. Which is terrible.”
“Why must we play god? Why must we accept milk as it is?”
“Don’t we all have a selfie face?”
“FUCKIN QUOTE ME LIKE YOU DO EVERYTHING ELSE I SAY”
