I'M OLD MAN MCGUCKET!!!

Adult // used to be @stanfiction-old // #1 stancest enjoyer forever

[shootaimedstars]

commission for @cellard00rs !! thank you so much for commissioning me!

this is one of three- i’l be posting them as i get them done!

[stanfiction]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS

[faerienavii]

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@cellard00rs, you continue to astound me with the quality and quantity of beautiful writing, effort, and care you put into the Gravity Falls fandom. From me and everyone else who reads what your put out there, thank you. Your work is impactful and inspirational. (And writing this song helped get me out of a month long writers block so seriously, THANK YOU!)

This song is from Stanley’s POV directly after the events of Chapter 14 of Coffee Stains and Cigarettes. 

For those interested, I’ve written another song for this fic (Jeez I have a problem) and you can find it here.

I also started a stancest-only blog, so if you enjoy that ship, you can follow it here. 

Aaand finally, I know the recording is very quiet and my voice is so-so, so I posted the lyrics under the cut.

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[stanfiction]

HOLY SHIT EVERYONE LISTEN TO THIS RN. OH MY GOD

[madamsarrat]

I read the last chapter of CSAC and it inspired me to draw two cuddly Stans.

Also, a bonus dakimakura-like Ford ‘cause, when I did Ford’s lineart, I couldn’t help to do my pendejada.

For you @cellard00rs Thank you again for that wonderful story :’)

[absolute-complete-trash]

a fanart for coffee stains and cigarettes written by the wonderful @cellard00rs!! it was so good and it made me feel so many feelings.

[absolute-complete-trash]

after a talk with the wonderful @grapefruitbomba i decided to try coloring with texture brushes in sai. im not sure if its visible much but i must say it was fun ^^

i once again drew the stan and ford from the coffee stains and cigarettes fic by @cellard00rs ^^

[stanfiction]

do any stancest enjoyers have commissions open?

i only have c$sh$pp rn-

[cravingpepsimax]

me seeing stancest blogs get deleted for seemingly no reason

[jumpingjackhole]

Antis when you ship a kid and a adult: 😠 Antis when you ship a kid and a kid: 😠 Antis when you ship a adult and a adult: 😠

We can't win.

[cravingpepsimax]

no, you don’t understand. stan and ford have a 15 minute age gap. that’s literally a 70 year old adult taking advantage of a poor, helpless, 70 year old minor

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I’m sorry, Dipper. It’s a bummer. In reality, you’re as dumb as they come. But I needed those seeds real bad and I had to give ‘em up just to get your parents off my back. So now we’re gonna have to go get more. And then we’re gonna go on even more adventures after that, Dipper. And you’re gonna keep your mouth shut about ‘em, Dipper. Because the world is full of idiots that don’t understand what’s important. And they’ll tear us apart, Dipper. But if you stick with me, I’m gonna accomplish great things, Dipper. And you’re gonna be a part of 'em. And together we’re gonna run around, Dipper, we’re gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Dipper. Just you and me, Dipper. The outside world is our enemy, Dipper. We’re the only friends we’ve got, Dipper. It’s just Ford and Dipper. Ford and Dipper and their adventures, Dipper. Ford and Dipper, forever and forever, a hundred years Ford and Dipper, s… things. Me and Ford and Dipper runnin’ around and Ford and Dipper time. Aaall day long forever. All, a hundred days Ford and Dipper forever a hundred times. Over and over Ford and Dipper adventures dot com W W W dot Ford and Dipper dot com W W W Ford and Dipper adventures all hundred years. Every minute Ford and Dipper dot com W W W hundred times Ford and Dipper dot com.

[well3being]

[stanfiction]

this hits different as a system who have stan and ford fictives who are dating

[stanfiction]

we need more fics where ford has had alterations done to his genitalia. please.

give that old man a weird alien pussy his brother can FUCK@!!

[omoghouls]

Idk,,,,,maybe being stable in his dimension caused aome mild incon or he just keeps pissin himself and I want to diaper him up-

[xenochill]

💃

[cravingpepsimax]

ik ford being absolute doodoo ass at cooking is a common hc but consider… ford learning how to cook really well so he can stuff stan… 😇

[cravingpepsimax]

ford suddenly getting really into cooking/baking and being like “stanley, i’ve found multiple chocolate cake recipes. it’s important that you eat and rate all of them so i can find out which one is best. of course you must eat every slice of each cake, food is rarely the same 100% of the way through! a thorough sample size is vital to any study.”

[pines4thetwin]

Guys I just saw that stancest post where your heart glows when you're near your soulmate au and here me out.

Same au but it happens after you turn 18 right.

Idea below the cut!

So we have everything the same as canon and stan gets kicked out right before he turns 18.

Cut to years later when he goes to gravity falls and finally sees ford again and it happens right. Both their hearts glow but neither of them notice.

Stans got his jacket pulled closed and Ford is acting Paranoid and crazy so neither of them notice Fords glow either.

Anyways Portal turns on and Stan sees Fords glow right as he gets pulled through. The wind from the portal blows Stan jacket open to reveal the glow of his own heart but Ford gets pulled through before he sees it.

Dont imagine Stan sitting on the floor clutching at his glowing chest as tears stream down his face. Ford is his soulmate... and hes gone.

(So i actually haven't gotten to this far in gravity falls so i never actually seen this scene lol)

[stanfiction]

does anyone know a tag with more fire inside/stan o jar stuff? #fire inside au doesnt have much </3

[inpermanences]

I think I know exactly which au you’re talking about. Can you tell me what you recall?

[stanfiction]

DW I FOUND THE TAG IT WAS #fire within au

[stanfiction]

guys i might have found the tag to the fire within au

[laur-rants]

Okay I kept seeing posts from @vermillionsketcher about the Fire Within AU (started by @sugarpea7) and Ford talking to a jar of Stan’s ashes and all I could see was the scene from Wet Hot American Summer where Gene is talking to the Can of Mixed Vegetables And I just…