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23/minors dni/stan and ford enjoyer

[samioli]

Lemme start out by saying I LOVE rocky/grace/adrian and I love the three of them together BUT ☝️ it honestly tickles me so much if rocky has a relationship with both adrian and grace but like. Separately. Because rocky is possessive over grace. Is it hypocritical? Extremely. But I just think it's such a fun dynamic if Adrian is like "oooh ooh I like him! When will he join in with us, question?" And rocky is like "my mate. I love you dearly but if you so much as go within a few feet of my beloved alien before I allow it I WILL go apeshit. Statement."

[artdeqiu]

it gets difficult sometimes...

[fanfic-chan]

Y'all ever think of what the person responsible for Rocky's voice bank must've felt when those videos finally got to earth? Imagine doing a voice acting gig for a bank voice on a computer or whatever that you eventually completely forget about, only for it to one day come back to you when the FIRST intellectual alien lifeform that a human being has ever met decides to use it as their chosen voice. The mild horror. The exhilaration. The emotional punch. This is it. This is your magnum opus. You have given a human voice to a sentient rock and it will NEVER get better than this. Also, they picked you over MERYL STREEP?!?!

[emziess]

Grace Rocky save stars.

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[kktoshka]

[custardcrew45]

a cult au… Stan was called to the cabin but has no idea why… Bill promised Ford all of his dreams to become reality. All of them. This deepens Ford’s devotion drastically…

[cantgetworsethanthistbh]

cigarette smoke by O.R. being the most dual stan and ford pov song ever encompassing every single era... whew

[poltergeist-404]

Based on this tweet!

[samioli]

Chapters: ½ Fandom: Project Hail Mary (2026) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ryland Grace/Rocky Characters: Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Ryland Grace Additional Tags: Masturbation, Smut, Eventual Smut, Pining, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, in the realm of somnophilia because rocky masturbates while grace is sleeping, but then it gets…complicated, rocky is SO down bad, like most of this is just him pining for grace, chapter two will have more sexy bits in it i prommy, this is just a warm up, a little appetizer if you will, Breeding Kink, Dom Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Sub Ryland Grace, Dubious Consent, it all ends super great tho guys i promise they gonna be fucking like nasty, rocky a freak Summary:

It was an accident the first time.

(One could argue that it wasn’t even an accident the first time. Grace could argue this, and he would argue this, probably questioning, how does someone masturbate accidentally??? To which Rocky would then point to Portable Earth Thinking Machine and bring up the many definitions of the very word accident—one being “lack of intention or necessity,” which is what Rocky means in this particular case.)

…admittedly, it doesn’t quite work. Rocky didn’t start pleasuring himself accidentally after all—that was very intentional, as much as he’d hate to admit it, but he’d rather jump out of Mary’s airlock than explain that to Grace.

So no, not quite an accident. Not exactly the word that fits this peculiar situation he’s gotten himself into.

Rocky just didn’t intend for it to go this far. ~ FIRST CHAPTER OF TWO IS UP!!!!!!!!! get your fresh rocky being a freak and pining about grace!!!!!! and jacking off about it!!! also please let me know what you think so far 🥺

[cloudabserk]

everything is project hail mary to me. i drew shane and ilya from heated rivalry staying on call till they fall asleep. you know who else has to watch each other sleep is rocky and grace from project hail mary. angel devil and aki hayakawa from chainsaw man can’t touch without dying omg just like rocky and grace from project hail mary. castiel branded a mark onto deans arm while saving his life just like rocky and grace from

[cloudabserk]

stupid ryan gosling and his alien best friend are distracting me from yaoi

[cloudabserk]

coming back to this to say ok maybe this is also yaoi.

[cloudabserk]

i love this post because you can see it dawning on me in real time

[samioli]

Happy pride to whatever ryan gosling and that space rock got going on

[assiraphales]

“you don’t even have a dog” is probably the most haunting line to me because a lot of times society determines worth by romantic relationships and kids (and by extension, a dog). it doesn’t matter how smart and talented you are, or how much of an impact on the community you have, or how much you love the fog and the sand and the forests and the cliffs. you don’t even have a dog, so what would you be leaving behind? asking who is going to miss you? instead of what are you going to miss?

vs rocky who cared for and trusted the man’s intelligence enough to risk his own planet to go outside his enclosure to save grace. who loved him enough to give him a home full of things he didn’t always understand and colors he could never see and an ocean the human missed with real, working waves, and a classroom of kids so grace could do one of his favorite things every day. who knocked on grace’s door early in the mornings so they’d have time to sit on the beach

[landscape-suicide-deactivated20]

It is really funny how much some tumblr users build their understanding of what is taboo in a degenerate immoral fashion vs what is taboo in a subversive radical fashion exclusively on aesthetic appeal so they’re willing to drastically alter their moral stances based on what media they’re obsessing over currently

[landscape-suicide-deactivated20]

Blogger obsessed with posting about sexual cannibalism and toxic doomed yuri complaining about incest fetishization… you’re two Ginger Snaps gifsets and a Flowers in the Attic excerpt away from trying to recreate Single White Female with your mutuals

[adhdavinci]

[tiredyaoi]

EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS FIC BY MY SWEETIEPIE FRIEND SIXERSTANLEY NEEOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

im so stancest kissypilled rn grrrgrrrrr they should kiss FORVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cantgetworsethanthistbh]

MOST ALIVE I'VE EVER BEEN

BUT KISS ME

AND I MIGHT DROP DEAD

[undeadcest]

dumb shit i edited together in 2024 stancest edition

[huyandere]

well yeah

[rurumustbedone]