you might come here sunday on a whim

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[gabrieldreyfuss]

zendaya is meechee

[passumbapper]

[everythingfox]

Hitching a ride

(via)

[cosed]

i plead oopsies dasies your honor

[bowserwife]

You know what they say, you snooze you lose. And it looks like, you snost and you lost.

[enchantingruinscandy]

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

[thirdpunch]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its so much and its dishonest work

[illumineeti]

employment

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

[abysswarlock]

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry

[offshoreoilrig]

[crazy-brazilian]

[radiofreederry]

???

[jenlog]

[a52-i-guess]

[catchymemes]

[slimetony]

what else can i say

fitted sheets, shitted feets!

[institute-for-thermal-research]

Please say anything else

[comparativetarot]

Death. Art by Julie Dillon, from The Mermaid Tarot.

[nicollekidman]

original sin (insider trading)

[orbitalyear-deactivated20230513]

old gods are waking

[madnessofmen]

fungible should mean you can turn it into a mushroom