dryad in a high rise

andrea, she/they, 20s, trans | vaguely halfway between bi and lesbian and between nb and girl | personal blog, mostly reblogs

[joh-a-umeko]

[ivyjinna]

Show your respect, and listen carefully. Let sister Friede guide your way.

[tredlocity]

[2leafclov3r]

doing important research

[menthalovely]

Skate or die

[niyarest]

boopies

nude alt

twitch.tv/niyarest

[comrade-ashenov]

[witchofanguish]

[maidthings]

the level up maiden keeps ignoring everythign i say and just dumping all my souls into dex

[maidthings]

im pretty sure she just grabbed my ass.

[maidthings]

[framed with a tight crop, sweating, visibly blushing] It is not.

[woeful-maiden]

don't tell anyone this but i'm paid under the table by the level-up maiden to put all of those valuable souls on the other side of all those rickety platforms and cliff edges and pay off all those undead soldiers to try and kick that girl off the cliff when she bends over to get them. I don't ask why. she just keeps recrossing her legs whenever we talk business

[woeful-maiden]

when I told her how I saw her get stabbed in the back and kicked off the ledge I think she moaned a little

[sairenji]

[polutropos-puppyboy]

i have for a while been using stepping on somebody's toes as a metaphor for misgendering. and i genuinely think that it's kind of a good one.

[polutropos-puppyboy]

if you keep stepping on somebody's toes for a long time at minimum they're probably going to start really hating you and at maximum you might cause them lasting damage.

if you do it on purpose you're a dick. if it's on accident but you keep doing it that person is still going to be mad at you because you don't care enough to try not to step on their toes

[polutropos-puppyboy]

if you give a grovelling begging apology after accidentally stepping on somebody's toes one time you're going to make the whole thing awkward, but not giving a quick "sorry" before moving on is still kind of rude.

[prosthetic-placebo]

[ginormouscobe]

One Pebbles

[beetalerry]

mischievous creature

[lordofthegringos-deactivated202]

>at feminism conference

>first male speaker in event's 50 year history

>great and terrible honor

>nervous

>get on stage

>40,000 people staring at me in silence

>all girls

>nervous

>introduce myself

>silence

>shakily bring up first slide of PowerPoint

>"things that I think women like, based on listening to women for 30 years"

>silence

>could hear a pin drop

>somewhere in the crowd a gun is cocked

>deep breath

>next slide

>"Whip-Its"

>deafening silence

>oh god

>I'm done for

>it's so over

>suddenly

>a slow clap

>slow clap builds to a few dozen claps

>few dozen builds to hundreds

>thunderous applause from all 40,000 women

>"finally!" they say

>oh shit

>tenative confidence

>next slide

>"Video games"

>applause continues

>women are stomping their feet

>hooting

>hollering

>next slide

>"treats sometimes"

>cheering

>whistles

>crowd of women chanting

>next slide

>"end of presentation. thank you for listening"

>women applaud me off stage

>pass the upcoming presenter back stage

>is a woman who is going to do magic tricks with a lion

>"thanks for getting them warmed up rookie"

>oh fuck do women like magic tricks

>magician goes on stage

>the women fucking love the magic tricks with a lion

>every day I learn more about women

[innumerable-voices]

What is wrong with being a man, or similar identities?

It's one of those kinks that's almost impossible to do ethically

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

being a man is really hard actually like you get super depressed all the time and you wish you could grow your hair long and put on girly clothes and have tits and sing alonng to songs with your girl frienxs and be a lesbian it sucks. so think before you speak hate next time