now @stanleyoff7th @stanleyoffseventh-oldblog - Tumblr Blog

Okay guys

i am a complete idiot and somehow managed to 1) forget my password to my account and so 2) the password to my recovery email. this is of course terrible as Tumblr has decided to log me out on desktop forever. I'm still alive on my phone as of now and I guess I'll be here until it arbitrarily decides to log me out on mobile too BUT after my untimely demise you will be able to find me at:

stanleyoff7th.tumblr.com

#I emailed support but my hopes are pretty low #so like follow me over there if you wanna keep in touch. I'll go refollow everyone after work but this has eaten my entire morning

welcome to CapsFriendly dot com, your number one source for news about how alex ovechkin is definitely not personal besties with putin! oh, you wanted information on the nhl salary cap? no, sorry, go fuck yourself

#this news was so insane to me that i had to temporarily dust off the old blog while at work

hunterrrs

look what you did to my boys, kyle

#actually i think this trade was also evil

rouzys

once again relevant

wildaboutmnhockey

every sports fan i've ever known

f1vegas

flyers getting pumped 7-0 by the bolts after their coach is thrown out of the game ten minutes in but refuses to leave waving his bandaged post-surgery hand around like an arrested development bit as the broadcast zooms into his mouth so you can see him yell clear as day 'IM NOT FUCKING LEAVING. FUCK YOU. I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE. I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING. FUCK OFF' to the ref. the same dude who teared up two weeks ago when he found out a shelter dog named Coffee Cake that he talked about on his dog podcast was finally adopted

babygirlspurgeon

69 points……

wildaboutmnhockey

wait I just remembered that we pulled that ballsy shit on NATIONAL TELEVISION

#call us irrelevant again i dare u #<- we're coming for you Vegas

kkaprizov97

i love how wild games are never normal. there's always some shit happening

#should make this the season ticket member ad slogan. “always some shit happening”#<- more honest slogan than “it's about winning”

kevingorg

that was so unhinged it felt like one of those hall of the mountain king internet drama videos except it all happened in the span of like 15 seconds live on national television

#HE DIDNT TELL THEM. THAT THEY WOULD LOSE THE OT POINT IF THEY LSOT ?#<- okay THIS is the thing that gets 0.1% of respect for hynes out of me