this life stuff was a really bad idea

hate the system, not the world.

[stanlivesonthemoon]

so like my friend told me to introduce myself.

hi.

I'm stanley, or stan, or my igbo name which I'm never going to tell you cuz u gonna butcher it. I'm sixteen (April 2026), a twelfth grader, and I love cats.

things you should know about me

I write a lot, mostly journalling and bad poetry

I eat even more.

I'm a huge weeb.

I generally despise governments. embrace anarchy.

I abhor pedos, and due to that, I shall never be stepping foot in the united states.

favourite books: a little life, babel, red rising, the secret history, if we were villains, things fall apart, half of a yellow sun, AGOT, dune (the original book and messiah) red rising, cloud atlas, the picture of dorian grey, kill six billion demons (do graphic novels count)

movies and shows: avatar (aang>>korra), gravity falls, jujutsu kaisen, dead poets society, the summer hikaru died, star wars, rick and morty, inside job, frieren, call of the night, john wick, se7en, the christian bale batman, apothecary diaries, Arcane (i shan't ever be playing league tho), Blue-Eye Samurai music: Daniel (my glorious GOAT) Ceaser, Kendrick, Dave, JID, Rema, Asake, Brent Faiyaz, the Hand by Annabelle Dinda, Omah (my other glorious GOAT) Lay, Hotel Ugly, Sammy Rash, Victony, Dhruv and Khalid (who both occupy third on my glorious GOAT list), Marvin Gaye, Baby Keem (up-and-coming glorious GOAT), Ms. Lauryn Hill (glorious GOAT of christmas past) and many, many others.

yeah, that's about it. I'm weird, and I got this app to connect with other weirdos, so don't be shy. Talk to me. See u soon i guess.

[me----irl]

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw

[teathattast]

reblog to tell your mutuals you love them for existing

[stanlivesonthemoon]

@maevewritesthings i'm so happy you exist dude.

@quoththewarlock im sorry i havent continued to talk to you u seem really cool and im very nervous about coll people. also we never seem to be online at the same time.

@marley-macz ill have you know the castlevania mania in ur house was sponsored by me.

[stanlivesonthemoon]

jesus(tm)

love your neighbour, but not if he’s black

or poor, or foreign, or too old, or too young or not a ‘he’ at all or…

forget it. just don’t.

thou shall not kill (without the proper justification and licensing

or in the name of profit. 

one may do anything in the name of profit.)

and truly i say to you, whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers is alright.

extort the hungry to feed the rich

rape the naked and blame it on their lack of clothes

steal from the sick and call it business,

complain about the growing number of homeless people in your neighbourhood, 

and make sure all the prisoners are black

and your days shall be lengthy and happy upon this earth.

blessed are the poor in morals.

so... ummm...

[stanlivesonthemoon]

to the guy that followed me a few days and unfollowed me: if it was something i said, I don't care, but if not, please follow me back...

i miss u.

[goblinparty]

Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.

“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”

and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard

[sasquapossum]

“Howdy, pardner. Name’s Tex. Biblio Tex.”

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[stanlivesonthemoon]

may this kind of love find me. preferably right now

[stanlivesonthemoon]

you guys should ask me more questions. it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside my otherwise dark abyss.

[stanlivesonthemoon]

somebody tell @quoththewarlock that i think theyre really cool and they should follow me baaaaaaaaaaack.

[shark-citrus]

i wish i were attractive so i could be like the cute troubled teen boy in the movie who gets the cute girl

[stanlivesonthemoon]

yes

[stanlivesonthemoon]

has anyone ever just been reading for their finals and realized they don't know anything? or is this just me?

[solarprominence]

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

[stanlivesonthemoon]

One time I was struggling to open the peanut butter jar and my sister did it for me and i did not feel like less of a man. learn from stanley.

[stanlivesonthemoon]

so I just watched whiplash and ummmmm.... sorry what the fuck is wrong with these two and why is fletcher kind of giving gay?

[stanlivesonthemoon]

post stillbirth

Ur still not slick btw. And stillbirth is ten pages long.

[stanlivesonthemoon]

How do I write this down in a way that won't make me destroy my laptop in rage? U can read the halves individually or as a whole

[marley-macz]

Suddenly having the urge to just chop all my hair off..

[stanlivesonthemoon]

every single day. I hate taking care of it, and unfortunately, looking like a vagabond isn't socially acceptable

[queen-of-chaos-offical]

Lets see...

Bam

Now your turn:

@king-of-oreo @serturasi @punky-beaver-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @thecatboyknight @do-not-u-dare @aceofpans @satan-offical @lord-of-crime-and-punishment @lord-business-offical @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @i-know-too-many-greek-myths @good-alter-ego @carlthehedgehog @astroverse813

[thelastjacki]

was not tagged but I did it anyway cos fun

@malecardio @tumblesdownhill @gummyboy300 @psychiangeltino @urlocaltwinkrey @ur-loyal-knight + any other of my moots or followers who wanna do it cos fun

[urlocaltwinkrey]

Ayy this was very fun thanksss

@fist-full-of-feathers @soulcrushrr @fagrots @cy-more-like-cry @milohatetsapp + anyone else if they'd like to do this :P

[deathhull]

stealingg,,,,

@andrewdoesshit @theinterpretingbookworm @norzyczki +open tags!!

[maevewritesthings]

Wasn't tagged but this looked fun :D

[stanlivesonthemoon]

ooooooooooh cool trendy thing

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[stanlivesonthemoon]

anyone else just kinda feel shocked, like 'ain't no way this was me, right?'