I am Lorde.

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I’m thinking about regaining my interest in cooking after spending an entire day watching tasty cooking videos

I’ll ask Sharon if I can cook tomorrow night

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How long can you spin it?

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For sale:

9,998 fidget spinners

offers accepted

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my stomach is fucked from coffee… the answer? more coffee

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Thats my son

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Its time, I’ve just purchased 10,000 fidget spinners, this is how I will make my fortune, I have won the future

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DAD

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Yes Stan?

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please tell me you didnt spend my college fund on fidget spinners

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Not all of it, fidget spinners are very cheap, its all about buying in bulk, we’ve talked about this before stan, its how our cupboards are full of macaroni, because we buy. in. BULK STAN. 

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not all of it 

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Stan, touch my beer and I will drop kick you out the door quicker than I can spin these fidget spinners.

and I’ll ground you.

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Its time, I’ve just purchased 10,000 fidget spinners, this is how I will make my fortune, I have won the future

[heiditurnt]

Mr. Marsh, you’re amazing and so cool 😎😍💋

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Well, thank you!

You didn’t happen to be interested in a fidget spinner? I have a large variety of colors, just let me know which color you want! only $1.50 each!

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Do you have any pink ones? 😱🌸

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Pink is my top seller, of course I have pink.

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Its time, I’ve just purchased 10,000 fidget spinners, this is how I will make my fortune, I have won the future

[itsstandarsh-blog]

DAD

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Yes Stan?

[itsstandarsh-blog]

please tell me you didnt spend my college fund on fidget spinners

[stanscooldad-blog]

Not all of it, fidget spinners are very cheap, its all about buying in bulk, we’ve talked about this before stan, its how our cupboards are full of macaroni, because we buy. in. BULK STAN. 

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Its time, I’ve just purchased 10,000 fidget spinners, this is how I will make my fortune, I have won the future

[heiditurnt]

Mr. Marsh, you’re amazing and so cool 😎😍💋

[stanscooldad-blog]

Well, thank you!

You didn’t happen to be interested in a fidget spinner? I have a large variety of colors, just let me know which color you want! only $1.50 each!

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Its time, I’ve just purchased 10,000 fidget spinners, this is how I will make my fortune, I have won the future

[itsstandarsh-blog]

DAD

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Yes Stan?

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Its time, I’ve just purchased 10,000 fidget spinners, this is how I will make my fortune, I have won the future

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No wait how do I delete pictures

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You’re MY dream daddy Mr. Marsh 😉😉😉

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Stan doesn’t know the real Randy Marsh, even his friends wish I were their daddy.

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@randy marsh be my friend

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Are you one of Stans friends? 

I’m always willing to be friends with Stans friends!

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Here we have a lovely sunset photo of my family.

Look how happy we all are!