Batman Side Blog

[hannaloony]

“Steampunk” Kiramman

[plagueislost]

yes i spent $60 on a tim drake robin compendium. no i do not regret it. no further questions please.

[kallioz]

go get therapy they said..

[noooodle-snek]

Bruce showing Jason around after he first brings him home

Bruce: ...and don't worry all the chandeliers are reinforced so they won't break while you swing on them

Jason: Why would I do that?

Bruce: ...you don't want to swing on the chandeliers and parkour around the furniture?

Jason: No???

Bruce, tearing up: thank you

[inverted-typo]

But make them techno punk

[nofingjustaninchident]

someone’s hanging out with jason a little too much

[stantanly]

[ochibrochi]

america's sweetheart olympian 🥇

[theaceofarrows]

Pov: You're a Gotham criminal in December

[batsandbirdsandothers]

Inspired by this post - Jason and Duke having glowy eyes and freaking Bruce out

Bruce: Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I thought I was gonna shit my pants.

Dick: But they’re so adorable, aren’t they?

Bruce: Unfortunately yes.

[thecrowthatyellsow]

Some more Jason please enjoy the crumbs

[bluejayscrying]

I just woke up and somehow the only thought in my head was Jason Todd as an Etsy witch but he only sells ‘violent spells’ and instead of doing spell work he just personally goes out and beats the shit out of whoever you choose

[gravygranola]

is he talking about his kids or the justice league? probably both

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[skecherss]

@batbirdies honestly this SOUNDS like something your Jason would say

[gravygranola]

is he talking about his kids or the justice league? probably both

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[theneonghosts]

They Have AO3?!?

So apparently AO3 is cannonical to the DC universe, in which it is called Tales of our own or TO3!

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Tim: Oh shit, he texted you ‘hi.’ punctuation only means one thing.

Tim: He's mad at you.

Dick: No, it's Jason. He's just being grammatically correct!

meanwhile

Jason: And then I used a period so he'd know that I'm mad at him.

Roy: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.

Jason: I stand by my choice.