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inactive! well, kinda

[nofingjustaninchident]

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Leah. 20. Pisces. Daughter of Apollo (his favorite). Neptune’s legacy. Slytherin and Hufflepuff. Scuderia Ferrari. Just a silly brazilian girl who wishes to be an architect, maybe a writer. One Direction’s my whole life. Jason Grace’s girl. Charles Leclerc’s number 1 fan. Ayrton Senna’s admirer. Jason Todd’s my side bitch.

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⛧ postcards … rules

⛧ i've been here before … masterlist

⛧ this is special isn't it? 200 event surprise!

⛧ i know what you think of me … fic rec blog

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[nofingjustaninchident]

once a year i show up in here just to say happy birthday to my love!!

[breadofsalvation]

men have one homoerotic rivalry and make it everyones problem for the rest of their life

[nofingjustaninchident]

do i go back to writing?

[nofingjustaninchident]

woke up today missing my writings

[nofingjustaninchident]

happy birthday to my favorite blond!! jason grace you’ll always be loved

[melliemikey]

AND AND IT HAS 10K+ WORDS AND IS STILL BEING UPDATED?!?

[somewhereincairparavel]

I wanna ask y'all, what's your number ONE red flag in a person? I am not just talking about romantic connections alone, just generally. im very curious to hear different answers.

because for me, it's when someone says stuff like "I wish you were more like xx person" or "I wish you were more xx personality trait" and constantly tries to talk you into changing stuff about yourself (subtly or not) and subtly make it look like a burden to be associated with you/connected with you like "ughh if only you were more xx personality trait, then we could have more fun" like okay? you knew damn well what you were getting into befriending me, why are you suddenly upset about it?

tagging moots (pls ignore this if you find it annoying I'm sorry 😭 I'm just in a mood for a cool discussion) non moots can also answer pls feel free : @sacrifical-lamb-core @nofingjustaninchident @eurypotpourrie @literallyimthenerdemoji @ebony-reine-vibes @automaticcatsandwich @xoxochb @dam-nosebleed

@imafuckinstar @day-draws

[nofingjustaninchident]

one of the things i hate most in people, especially if they’re close friends or romantic partners is when they break your trust or hear people close to them talking shit about you and do nothing or laugh.

there’s this friend of mine. she’s my bff ever since we were in 6th grade, and she had another best friend, who was a manipulating bitch, and she hated me cuz i liked the same boy as her (they were not dating and he hated her

one day, i went to my friend’s house, and the bitch called her so they could make a group work. i was in the room with her and the phone was on speaker. out of nowhere, that girl starts saying shit about me, that i stink and that i think everyone loves me and that i should stop hugging people cuz i smell bad

and my friend didn’t even do anything. i was pissed. and sad. i cried a little in the bathroom and told this to another friend of ours. she was pissed as hell. i’m still friends with the first girl up to this day (and he made a pretty nasty shit with me) but i’m always suspicious, y’know? this is the worst red flag in ppl for me

[daystarpoet]

we're writers, we got top grades in literature and history, and miserably fail sciences.

[ssparksflyy]

we're writers, we know how to write about chemistry between characters, not chemical bonds

[nofingjustaninchident]

we’re writers, we can’t do basic math

[parker-artio]

Bruce Wayne is definitely that father. The father who buys stuff in bulk the second he hears his kids like it. You open the pantry the day after you mention around Bruce you like any kind of food, and that’s the only thing you see for the next five months.

Tim snacking on something he found in the foyer, working on a case while needing a nap, seeing Bruce enter: mh..

Bruce seeing him: hm?

Tim holding up the snack: Mhm.

Bruce: hmm…

Tim the next day, freshly awake from a 10 hour long coma nap, entering the foyer: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Said snack being the only thing on the first 10 shelves.

Bruce walking by: I went shopping.

[nofingjustaninchident]

no one’s gonna call it the “gulf of america” the same way no one calls it x

[chaoticbatfam]

Jason: *walks into living room and pauses, looking at tim* uh Tim: *frowns as he looks up from a book* what? Jason: um. Tim: dude. Spit it out. Jason: *still staring* you like that book? Tim: yeah I’m really loving it! It’s a new bestseller, Steph recommended it. It’s a fun fantasy. ‘S got dragons and the romance is nice and Jane Austen-esque. You should read it, it’s right up your alley. Jason: uh. Okay. I’ll, uh, look into it. And, uh, what about the author? Know anything about them? Tim: *frowns* aside from the fact that there’s like, no information about them, no Jason: *chuckles nervously* ah, yeah. Haha.

Jason, later to his editor: hey can we change my pseudonym? I wanna use “Todd Peter” and see how long it takes for my brother to yell at me editor: Jason that’s not how pseudonyms work

[nofingjustaninchident]

i wish i could impregnate a male

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling kinda nauseated lately.

Tim: Maybe you're pregnant.

Bruce: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, Tim because he suggested it or me because I just had a heart attack.

[bruciemilf]

Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“You thought you ate that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

—

“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

—

“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

—

“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

“God, I wish that were me.”

[ere-the-sun-rises]

This comes back to bite them all in the ass when the curse wears off but Bruce still remembers. While he's back to business as Batman, when he's Brucie ...

And that's how Bruce wound up as a judge on RuPaul's Drag Race.

[chaoticbatfam]

bruce: *frantically* have you seen damian????

dick: *frowning* what? no . . . wait, did you LOSE HIM??

tim: *walking by* have you checked jason's apartment?

bruce: *horrified* what would he be doing there? god, i thought we made sure they would never interact!

dick: *grabbing his shoes so he can run out the oor* we've gotta get to them before they decide to add arson or manslaughter to the schedule today

tim: *frowning as he watches bruce and dick run from the manor* what the fuck?

meanwhile at jason's apartment

damian: *taking notes in one hand while he holds a book with the other* this wickham fellow is surely a crook. not a single one of his interactions with lady bennet has been devoid of suspicious moments.

jason: *nodding sagely as he cleans a gun* i ain't gonna spoil anythin' but you're on the right track

[prlssprfctn]

To this day, I think the crack-au with Jason joining Bruce Wayne alike competition for fun and accidentally winning, and this becoming a reason why the whole Batfamily finds out that Jason is alive in the first place, is the funniest version of a fix-it scenario.

[nofingjustaninchident]

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