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Hi my name is Riven and I use he/they/ze pronouns. https://linktr.ee/Star_Fruit23

[aquilacalvitium]

Definitely my favourite thing about the Bloodymary ship is that Mark knows about it

[shanklin]

Fankenstan AU but instead of Ford trying to revive Stan, it's that one IRS agent from Stans funeral who told Stans coffin "this isn't over"

[aroace-get-out-of-my-face]

I am love with Science Time with Dr Pine! Dr. Pine's little muppety face, Stan's love and devotion, and Ford's unending rage. So, I took my hand to puppet making for the first time and I think he turned out pretty well <3

I.

I can’t even.

@bedtimeat11 I want you to know, no. I need you to know, that I saw this in my inbox, and I. I literally took a lap around my block.

This literally MADE me go outside because I couldn’t handle it. I had to do it or else I’d explode.

I still might. This. This is just. Insane.

you MADE. DR PINE. YOU MADE HIM. YOU CREATED GIM IN REAL LIFE. IM FUCKING GOING INSANE HES RE A L

You took. A drawing I did in a daze of excitement and puppet mania and MADE,

‘You MA DE IT. YOU CREATED IT IN REAL LIFE. YOU CREATED DR PINE IN 3D. YOU PUT HIM TOGETHER WITH YOUR HANDS AND SUDDENLY I CAN LOOK INTO HIS EYES AND HES R E A L IM LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND IM BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS YOU CREATED HIM AND LOOK AT HOW GOOD HE IS!!!!!! LOOKIT HIM!!!!! LLOOOK AT HIS LITTLE SWEATER?!!!!!!!!! AND THE PENS?!? AND THE GLASSES?!?!? IM FUCKING EXPLODING LOOK. EVERYONE AT HIM ITS DR PINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM SCREAMING IM LOSING MY MIND I N D IM NEVER COMING DOWN FROM THIS IM GONNA DRGJYKVJHGHMDTHDTHKUZEFHKUKUD

I GOTTA TAKE ANOTHER LAP HOLY FICKIN SHIT IM GONNA LOSE IT EVERYONE LOOK AT THUS RIGHT NOW. OH MY GOD.

[aroace-get-out-of-my-face]

i can only imagine the reaction people would have if the whole 'dr pine's puppeteer is the twin brother of dr pines the man, who generally likes his brother but just fucking despises the puppet he plays' thing got out. i can imagine it like

Every comment under that post is “yeah thats just what twin brothers are like”

‘Also, per Stan and Fords wishes, ALL of that information doesn’t go public until BOTH of them are DEAD.

Which means the world goes mourns the loss of Dr Pine and also that guy who fuckin hated Dr Pine, it turns out they were IDENTICAL TWINS.

[babyblankyerror]

You know...I never expected the Gravity Falls fandom to go crazy over puppeteer Stanley Pines but honestly that was on me. My bad.

[aroace-get-out-of-my-face]

We should have expected this. I mean the characters LOOK like muppets anyway, it was the only rational conclusion.

Also, here is a muppet song ive been listening to for..days. because THIS is what i think Dr Pine's singing voice sounds like

Honestly lets keep this going, do you guys have any Science time with dr Pine song suggestions?

[babyblankyerror]

I'm gonna tell you- I didn't know what to expect when I clicked that link but it was certainly NOT THAT

Ans yes! That's definitely Dr Pine's voice♡

I iimagine his songs are somewhere along the vibes of this creator:

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[imsobadatnicknames2]

I think it's really funny how the practice of bleeping out profanity is not only completely ineffective as a censorship tool, it's had the opposite effect of creating an environment where it's ridiculously easy to edit apparent profanity into footage that doesn't actually contain it. Like you can just grab any audio or video clip and bleep out anything and people will automatically mentally insert profanity in there it fucking rules.

[kyleblackpaw]

my favorite example of this is the count's song from sesame street where they censor the word "count"

[ibenology]

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

[my-russia]

First computer animated cat ever - “Koshechka” (”A kitty”), 1968

[viralthings]

We asked the waiter to take a photo of us at dinner

[pencilscratchins]

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

[disregardcanon]

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

[fallenangelvictorious]

Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…

Rio: …Tall

Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.

[teapotsahoy]

Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”

Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep.  I have a shift in four hours.”

[dracophile]

I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.

Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.

Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!

Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–

Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.

[christchex]

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

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[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[grymmoires]

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[margflower]

[priorwalterxxxii]

[dietspam16]

i’d never seen the follow up this is 1000x funnier

[sociallyunacceptableart4]

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

[mando-lore]

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

[mando-lore]

[mando-lore]

Give it a day

[alexaloraetheris]

[moonymellyyy]

I love the charity streams

[star-fruit23]

50000 likes. Nice.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

[counter-facts-i-just-made-up]

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

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