Mathemagician

Hellborn/lowborn demon worker, lord of moodswings and bad puns

[lit-in-thy-heart]

i’d make a caesar joke but someone’s already taken a stab at it 22 times before

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

hey um. i'm really sorry but we stabbed your boyfriend 23 times. yeah he's not coming back. sorry.

[papaya-inspiration]

[photography-cnl]

Adorable Polar Bear Plays in Flower Fields

Canadian photographer Dennis Fast took advantage of his stay at the Canadian lodge Churchill Wild in Manitoba to capture this rare sight. Popularly known for its proximity to polar bears, Fast took snapshots of an adorable polar bear playing among the fireweed field. The bear is seen rolling among the lush field, as well as eating some of the stunning plants.

Polar bears are known to be one his favorite subjects, which he captures on ground level, unlike other photographers.His main objective as an artist is to capture wildlife sceneries and adventures, which are rarely experienced by others. 

[bearotonin-international]

How. How???? Could you leave out the best one?!?!?

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[new-bitch-who-dis]

Uhhhh..... heads up Amazon device users, I guess????

[new-bitch-who-dis]

Heres how to turn it off btw:

1. Open your devices Alexa app

2. Go to settings

3. Select "Account Settings"

4. Select "Amazon Sidewalk"

5. Turn it off

[afloweroutofstone]

If you own an Alexa, Echo, or any other Amazon device, you can fix all of the problems with it by smashing it with a hammer and burning the remains

[marshmallowpuff]

I could never watch wrestling because I would just keep getting frustrated by the fact that they never start sucking and fucking even though i KNOW they want to

[marshmallowpuff]

Like what is this??? Is this wrestling??? I dont know and I cant watch it because it makes me too horny!!

[artsandantlers]

Blacked out for 3 minutes woke up to find I had drawn this have a good day

[kkokeiko]

[scallopsandmash-deactivated2023]

Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

An Update:

Also, happy Antifa mob anniversary

[funnytwittertweets]

[invaderxan]

Tumblr burned down years ago, and now a tranquil meadow has grown from its ruins

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Tumblr is that barren pasture in Costa Rica that was purposely filled with 12,000 metric tons of orange peels by conservation researchers. Initially, the orange peels decomposed into “sludgy stuff filled with fly larvae.” This led to accusations that the juice company providing the peels were “defiling the land,” and thus, the site was ultimately abandoned. But when researchers went back about 15 years later, they discovered “the arid landscape had been unrecognisably transformed into a dense, vine-filled jungle... as for how the orange peels were able to regenerate the site so effectively in just 16 years of isolation, nobody's entirely sure.”

And that, my friends, is Tumblr.

[rexidot]

(via @lastvalyrian)

[softchubbypuppy]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

love this. you get bored so you just start eating some guy

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

what high school are you going to...

[blackeyesleatherjackets]

@cryptidtiddies knows what's up

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

when someone has "taken" in their bio it's bc they've been consumed by the fog

[geekandmisandry]

What kind of frog can consume a whole person??

[elfwreck]

[heavenintact]

we literally live in a dystopian world where sleepy girls are forced to work

[ashestoashesjc]

i didn’t ask to be the prettiest girl in this psychological torture maze

[ashestoashesjc]

everyone looks at me and thinks “she’s such a beauty, what does she know about covert viet cong manipulation tactics.” which is how you know they weren’t popular in high school

[ashestoashesjc]

the president calling the director of area 51 every time there’re new UFO sightings