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25 • she/her • bisexual • STEM journalist using my talents for evil • evil means obsessive fanfiction writing, you're welcome!

[blackeyesleatherjackets]

as an incentive for myself to stop thinking of new ideas and finish Modern Gospel at once, I'm sharing its links everywhere to get it ingrained in my brain that I NEED TO WRAP IT UP BEFORE STARTING SOMETHING ELSE

anyway, here we go

Part 1, 50k words, plenty of smut, no physical violence (just a tiny bit of blood for purely aesthetic purposes)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Part 2, 18k words so far but there is more to come, shameless gratuitous smut, physical violence, monsterfucking, the whole ordeal

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

God help me finish the mess I've started!!!!

[blackeyesleatherjackets]

I'm weak, I'm stupid, I've given in to temptation.

Anyway, here's some filthy John Pruitt/young Beverly Keane because I love couples that have no reason existing. I just love them being pathetic, sad, disfunctional little creatures together. They are just so fucked up!

It always felt like a sin: 3.6k words, explicit, big age difference, just fucking Catholicism up, as usual.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[hardoncaulfield]

Everyone should be able to express their small and mean opinions to someone who won't clutch their pearls about it. Being a bitch is a human right

[sapphymayeyeplease]

she let me hit because i have the exact same correct interpretation of her favorite characters as her

[grahamcore]

​hannibal nbc stimulates all the same parts of my brain as hozier’s lyrics

[sunny-superstar]

it’s in appreciating the beauty of death and decomposition, it’s autumnal, dead of winter, poetic and grandiose displays of dark passion and devotion… a feral animal consuming its lover

[wizard0rb]

i love stories where its just one guy’s really bad day

[fairycosmos]

i am the most normal girl on planet earth. i drink water. i control my facial muscles and tone of voice. i wear a little boots. i am so normal

[rt0no]

[r0zeclawz]

water is so so tasty way tastier than any of your foolish soda and monster drinks this is true im sorry. this blog is sponsored by tap water

[orpheuslament]

they hate me for finding romance in the violent & violence in the romantic. also for the killing

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

person criticizing socialized healthcare: did you know how much socialized healthcare sucks in [country with conservative political party literally dismantling socialized healthcare]?

[epilepticsaints]

This sounds fun as hell.

[latestageyouth]

fun fact, i thought jára cimrman was a real person until my mom told me when I was 13

[guarddogbitch]

Weakling.

I know people who were willing to argue that Cimrman was a real historical figure at their maturita exams.

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

arguing about Cimrman’s realness is actually a glorious way to fuck with many teachers, since almost the whole country is in on the joke that Cimrman was a real person, when you convincingly argue that Cimrman invented/wrote/discovered XY, the teacher is effectively trapped because either they have to accept your bullshit explanation or admit that Cimrman is not real and therefore break the joke and betray the national pride

many of my highschool teachers would preemptively inform us that they will not accept Cimrman as an answer (“we know, we know, he helped invent everything, write about the other people”) just to avoid this

[limetimo]

A friend of my dad’s who’s from England but has been living here for years is absolutely BAFFLED by this. “I saw this man’s grave and you’re telling me he’s not real?” He IS real he’s just also made up what doesn’t click

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bye9000-deactivated20170123]

& it’s technically not a holiday but everyone’s on vacation and you can’t get anything done

[freekicks]

happy liminal spacemas

[mamoru]

if you are swedish say hello to the goat for me

[mamoru]

or goodbye. your choice

[niuniente]

[hasgavlebockenburneddownyet]

[chalksoul]

I don't think people realize just exactly how much security Gävle put on this goat. It is a real feat to accomplish it! The lists of added security each year in itself is worth a read.

But the different ways of destruction is where the real gems are

THE GOAT COMMITEE!!

Observe that they managed to get away with this one!

First use of hackers to disable the cameras

sadly, this plan didn't work, but A for effort! Also, you very much go to prison if you get caught. This is a very very unhinged game

[girlbi-deactivated20220618]

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

[starrylysaa]

[buttchan]

[ukulelekatie]

[puddox]

[huffylemon]

Reblog to sniff

[imperiuswrecked]

I hope Ken and his crew give off the Zoolander male models vibes, heads empty.

[fakenudes]

i think even more people should call taylor swift a climate criminal she got off too easy for that