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@starbcrntm
where you can find my disastrous ass:
maxwell arthur: original character
axel beaumont: original character
johnny tuturro: graceland / hc based
Reblog if you truly enjoy following me.
“Stars are not small or gentle. They are writhing and dying and burning. They are not here to be pretty. I am trying to learn from them.”
— Caitlyn Siehl, “Sky Poem” (via chocolatefrogs)
WEAPON BASED SENTENCE PROMPTS .
A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF USE OF WEAPONS PROMPTS, TRIGGERS MAY APPLY; BLOOD, WEAPONRY, ETC. CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .
i. knives.
❛ is that a knife behind your back? ❜
❛ how many knives do you own? ❜
❛ i’m not interested in seeing your knife collection. ❜
❛ do you ever not want to stab someone? ❜
❛ you stabbed me! ❜
❛ it’s the biggest knife i found in the kitchen. ❜
❛ don’t stab me! ❜
❛ why do you have so many knives? ❜
❛ i’ve got a knife collection. ❜
❛ my knife is bigger than yours. ❜
❛ why are you holding a knife– a bloody knife .. ❜
❛ does that knife have blood on it? ❜
❛ why would you give me your knife? ❜
❛ that’s a pretty cool knife, where’d you get it? ❜
❛ you went a little stab crazy. ❜
❛ did you hear about that stabbing? ❜
❛ you tried to stab me! ❜
❛ you threatened to stab me! ❜
ii. guns.
❛ hey, that’s not a toy, put it down. ❜
❛ where did you get all these guns? ❜
❛ i don’t know how to use one of these things. ❜
❛ i’m not sure if having a gun is a good idea. ❜
❛ don’t point that thing at me! ❜
❛ you point that thing at me you better pull the trigger. ❜
❛ don’t shoot! ❜
❛ what’s the gun for? ❜
❛ you with a gun is a dangerous thing. ❜
❛ maybe you can teach me to shoot. ❜
❛ can you teach me how to shoot? ❜
❛ is the safety on that thing? ❜
❛ who shot you? ❜
❛ watch where you point that thing. ❜
❛ you almost shot me! ❜
❛ did you hear about that shooting? ❜
❛ you've been shot! ❜
❛ you shot someone! ❜
iii. swords.
❛ you really don’t want to dual me. ❜
❛ you’re pretty good with a sword. ❜
❛ you’re the best swordsman/woman i know. ❜
❛ why is there a sword on your wall? ❜
❛ where’s my sword! ❜
❛ i thought you had the sword. ❜
❛ put the sword down! ❜
❛ dare to dual? ❜
❛ this is the last sword fight you’ll ever have. ❜
❛ i’m in need of a sword. ❜
❛ can you teach me how to use a sword? ❜
❛ is this how you hold it? ❜
❛ you use my own sword against me? ❜
❛ that isn’t how to hold it right. ❜
❛ give me your sword! ❜
❛ you really want a sword? ❜
❛ what are you doing with a sword? ❜
❛ where’d you learn to use a sword? ❜
iv. axes.
❛ why do you always carry around an ax? ❜
❛ what’s with the ax? ❜
❛ i’ve got an ax and i’m not afraid to use it. ❜
❛ i thought axes were for chopping wood. ❜
❛ this ax here, it chops more than wood. ❜
❛ i need to use the ax for something. ❜
❛ where the hell is my ax? ❜
❛ what are you doing with that ax? ❜
❛ the ax is missing. ❜
❛ guess i’ll need a new ax. ❜
❛ who keeps an ax in the city? ❜
❛ does that ax have blood on it? ❜
❛ what’s with the ax? ❜
❛ please help me! someone is chasing me with an ax. ❜
❛ drop the ax! ❜
❛ are you going to hurt someone with that ax? ❜
❛ funny thing, ax is gone. just vanished. ❜
❛ did you take my ax? ❜
v. whips.
❛ you really are amazing with that whip. ❜
❛ do you even know how to use a whip? ❜
❛ who knew you having a whip as a weapon would be attractive. ❜
❛ pretty quick with that whip there. ❜
❛ careful, he/she/they have a whip! ❜
❛ i only saw the whip, not the person handling it. ❜
❛ put the whip down! ❜
❛ what is that, a whip? ❜
❛ your whip excites me. ❜
❛ i didn’t know you could use a whip. ❜
❛ can you teach me how to use a whip? ❜
❛ how do i use this thing? ❜
❛ you use my own whip against me? ❜
❛ i’ve come to retrieve my whip. ❜
❛ give me your whip! ❜
❛ you have my whip? ❜
❛ what are you doing with a whip? ❜
vi. bows.
❛ you are pretty good with that bow and arrow. ❜
❛ you know how to use a bow and arrow? ❜
❛ they took my bow, i’m going to get it back. ❜
❛ i didn’t know you could use a bow and arrow. ❜
❛ careful, he/she/they have a bow and arrow! ❜
❛ you almost shot me with an arrow! ❜
❛ you shot me in the butt with an arrow! ❜
❛ where’s my bow? ❜
❛ just know, i never miss. ❜
❛ i can teach you how to use it, if you want. ❜
❛ how do you even put the arrow in this thing? ❜
❛ what’s with the bow and arrow? ❜
❛ you use my own bow against me? ❜
❛ i’ve come to bow back. ❜
❛ give me your bow and arrow! quickly! ❜
❛ you have my bow? ❜
❛ what are you doing with my bow? ❜
vii. improvised.
❛ hey, watch where you’re swinging that bat. ❜
❛ will stop throwing your hairsprays and perfumes at me? ❜
❛ practicing for baseball or something else? ❜
❛ this isn’t just any nail filer, it’s got a mean blade within. ❜
❛ you through a blender at me! ❜
❛ i will spray in the eyes with my perfume if come any closer. ❜
❛ i can nearly slit your throat with my finger nail! ❜
❛ what are you going to do with that brush, give me a make over? ❜
❛ i wouldn’t apply that lipstick if i were you, it’s not really lipstick. ❜
❛ run! she/he/they has a bat! ❜
❛ you couldn’t have grabbed something better than that? ❜
❛ you sprayed me in the eye with pepper spray! ❜
❛ anything can be turned into a weapon. ❜
❛ i don’t just wear my stiletto’s, they are more handy than you think. ❜
❛ is that a pencil with a blade? ❜
❛ you knocked me out with a can of soup. ❜
❛ trust me, i can use anything to my defense. ❜
“We need a new studio.”
Beautiful human, Troy Baker at the John Wick Hex panel today
*makes a jerking off motion every time someone with authority talks*
@dyingbrced asked: “ hush, i’m trying to kiss you. ” // from August 😊
misc memes || accepting
a snort of surprised laughter slipped from max, his head tilting to the side as he looked at the other man. he’d been rambling again which wasn’t surprising at all. his tongue darted across his lips, hand reaching run his fingers through his hair. “right....right sorry,” he said, another laugh slipping from him. he shifted his weight, leaning a little closer to august as he did. “okay so --- if you were trying to kiss me, why aren’t you?” because you won’t shut up max. obviously. his lip twitched in a barely restrained laugh, as he leaned in a little closer. “maybe i’ll be more motivated to get out of bed if you kiss me.”
more misc memes
“ change isn’t easy. ” “ i just wanted to say i’m sorry. ” “ i guess being angry was/is just easier than being sad. ” “ what did you want to tell me? ” “ it was supposed to be simple. ” “ you’ve got blood on your shirt. ” “ you can stay with me. ” “ what did you want to show me? ” “ i miss ____ more than i thought i would. ” “ i don’t like to talk about it, but i wanted you to know. ” “ shut up. please. ” “ fuck off. ” “ hush, i’m trying to kiss you. ” “ you’re lucky you’re cute. ” “ i fucked up. ” “ i just want to take it all back. ” “ i can’t sleep. ” / “ can’t sleep? ” “ we should get a pet. ” “ if you have something to say, spit it out. ” “ i’m allowed to be angry. ” “ she/he aint even that cute. ” “ just hold me. ” “ do you want me to go? ” “ i just need time. ” “ i already made my decision, you’re not going to change that. ” “ nothing you can say will surprise me. ” “ everyone leaves, eventually. either they move on or they die. they leave and i’m left behind. ” “ death is a part of life. i accepted that a long time ago. ” “ i don’t fear death. i fear anonymity. ” “ listen to me, please. ” “ i’m not even sure what to say to that. ” “ that should probably shock me, but honestly it doesn’t. ” “ am i supposed to care? ” “ i do care. ” “ you make me happy. ” “ you look beautiful like this. ” “ if this is your idea of fun, i don’t know what to say to you. ” “ it terrifies me. ” “ just let me show you how i feel. ”
–David Lee
“be a shooting star: a brief yet welcome flicker of hope that dances across the night sky, like an anchor for all those drowning in the abyss.”
— aoife k. | notes to self (via pemberelys)
clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS
TEXT MESSAGES
a mix of platonic, fluff, angst, & nsfw
[ 📱 — sms ] can i call you?
[ 📱 — sms ] please answer me.
[ 📱 — sms ] i miss you.
[ 📱 — sms ] where are you?
[ 📱 — sms ] is everything okay?
[ 📱 — sms ] i love you.
[ 📱 — sms ] i feel so alone.
[ 📱 — sms ] i feel alone without you.
[ 📱 — sms ] do you want me to pick up food?
[ 📱 — sms ] do you need me to pick you up?
[ 📱 — sms ] can you pick me up?
[ 📱 — sms ] i miss your touch.
[ 📱 — sms ] i might have made a mistake.
[ 📱 — sms ] who is this?
[ 📱 — sms ] i think you have the wrong number.
[ 📱 — sms ] i can’t stop thinking about you.
[ 📱 — sms ] do you ever think about us?
[ 📱 — sms ] i’m in the hospital.
[ 📱 — sms ] i want you in my bed again.
[ 📱 — sms ] i woke up and you were gone.
[ 📱 — sms ] i want to kiss you in places you’ll never forget.
[ 📱 — sms ] i’m pregnant.
[ 📱 — sms ] did you just propose to me over text message?
[ 📱 — sms ] i touch myself when i think about you.
[ 📱 — sms ] i need you. now.
[ 📱 — sms ] i’m sorry for what i said.
[ 📱 — sms ] you’re my best friend.
[ 📱 — sms ] i need somewhere to crash.
[ 📱 — sms ] i thought you didn’t want to talk to me.
[ 📱 — sms ] was that pic meant for me?
[ 📱 — sms ] i’m in trouble and need your help.