me analyzing my favorite characters:
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me analyzing my favorite characters:
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[Video transcript:] Person angrily yelling: “–fucking computers bullshit. It’s fucking sick! It’s not cool anymore! It’s not fun! It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer! They changed everything about it! It used to be so coooool!”
literally saying this every day of my life
so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you
Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖
Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!
attempting to communicate the experience of reading animal man
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all i know about him is he saw road runner get murdered
It was actually a Wile E. Coyote stand in. The coyote was also cartoon Jesus
im sorry what does 'it’s not even the most insane thing that happens'
WHAT IS THEN??????
A list of things that happens in Animal Man in no particular order:
-Buddy witnesses the death of cartoon Jesus
-Monkey flesh pile
-Buddy fights a bunch of cartoonishly evil people who love killing dolphins
-Buddy takes peyote and starts tripping
-he is sent to the void of forgotten comic book characters
- he kills multiple people
- he goes feral and eats a horse in front of a bunch of vegans
- he realizes that he’s a comic book character
- he straight up meets the author of his book and they have a philosophical conversation about it
awtgehs
whwt d oi evn say??????
thanks this is the kind of interaction i was hoping to spark
attempting to communicate the experience of reading animal man
I am still on my dragon friends bullshit, just so you know
attempting to reconcile what I think Constantine maybe looks like over the years in my brain from a mess of dozens of different artist’s versions. Also i think it would have been neat if he got more wrecked up in dead in America
some days you cannot help but pity some people
The Ones Who Walk Into Omelas With Kevlar Vests And Samurai Swords And Desert Eagles And Stare Down All Those Wicked Unrighteous Sinners In Their Droves And Proceed To Totally Fucking Waste Them All In A High Octane Action Sequence That Kicks Insane Amounts Of Ass Think The Raid If It Was Directed By John Woo But When They Finally Get To The Door Of The Basement Where They Keep The Kid Oh Shit It's The Fucking King Of Omelas And He's Wielding The Cursed Obsidian Blade Of The Underworld And They Gotta Waste Him Too But He's Incredibly Fast And Strong Thanks To All The Power He's Getting From The Kid And He Kills Almost All Of Them Until The Leader Draws Him Out With A Double Feint That Leaves Him Wide Open And Cuts His Fucking Head Clean Off With A Single Perfect Stroke And Then They Finally Open The Door To The Basement And Free The Kid
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A SHORT STORY INTO THE KINDLE. ITS THE ONES WHO WALK AWAY FROM OMELAS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, OMELAS. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I CELEBRATE THE FESTIVAL OF SUMMER OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY WALKED AWAY FROM THE GALAXY'S MOST MORALLY COMPLEX CITY. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
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HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL
LOW ON STANDARDS GETS IT DONE
IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT BUT I HAD FUN
From volume 2 of Parasyte.