I was tagged by @cinlat and this just looked too fun not to try.Â
The rules: Go to this quote generator, enter your characters names and have a good laugh!
Letâs throw some characters at it and see what happens. I totally couldnât choose just one for most of these guys.
Noara, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.
Noara: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
*out grocery shopping*
Noara: *takes a free sample twice*
Noara: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.
Torian: I have no respect for Santa. Donât sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
Torian, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.
Darvic: Iâm against crime, and Iâm not ashamed to admit it.
Darvic: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didnât factor into the solution at least in some way.
Juli: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking âare we about to kiss?â
Juli: Doesnât work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.
Juli, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-
Jurr: I tried to write âIâm a functional adultâ but my phone changed it to âfictional adultâ and i feel like thatâs more accurate.
Jurr: Hello, Iâm Jurr. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.
Dubaku: Iâm sick and tired of being called âmortalâ like, you donât know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. Itâs rude.
And then I had to get a few conversations with my favorite couple:
Torian: Watcha doin?
Noara: Stealing my neighbourâs cat.
Torian: Scandalous.
Torian: Can I help?
Noara: âŠIâm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Torian, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
Noara: Youâre my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Torian: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Noara: Absolutely not.
Noara, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Torian: Tea.
Noara: Wrong. Itâs coffee.