undertale (2015)
change as you see fit.
i can’t go to hell. i’m all out of vacation days.
kids like you… should be burning in hell.
lie to yourself all the time. it makes you feel better.
i don’t need friends. i have knives.
it’s a beautiful day outside.
someone oughta teach you how things work around here!
do you think we could at least be friends again?
you have to try to be happy, okay?
let’s get those bones shaking!
i’m piling on the smooches!
quick! behind that conveniently-shaped lamp!
together, we eradicated the enemy.
i really should’ve killed you when i had the chance.
we are officially screwed every which way from sunday with whipped cream.
don’t kill and don’t get killed, alright?
i’m only nineteen years old and i’ve already wasted my entire life.
i’m gonna stay inside and watch anime like a total loser!
it doesn’t matter what it is, you care about it.
welcome to my special hell.
prove to me that you are strong enough to survive.
you’re gonna have a bad time.
now stand still while i murder you!
would you two just smooch already!
first of all, you’re a freakin’ weirdo!
it’ll suck and then you’ll die a lot.
it’s time for everyone to go home.
who needs arms with legs like these?
put a little more backbone into it!
being friends with everyone is easy!
what, you think i’m just gonna stand there and take it?
is this really the right time for a snack?
despite everything, it’s still you.
take care of yourself, kid. ‘cause someone really cares about you.
i have to make everyone give up giving up!
now be a good child and go upstairs.
did you just call me “mom”?
die already, you little brat!
time to break out the big guns!
w-well…that’s not what i expected.
you can do a little better, even if you don’t think so. i promise.