KD !! @kingsley-dicey - Tumblr Blog

INTRO.

KING DICE HERE!!

p.pleasedontcallmekingsleythatsmyfullnameanditsawkwardyouarentmyMOMAREYOU

THEY/THEM. NOTHING MORE (APART FROM NEOS)

take my card!!! really!!!!!! take my card!!!!!!!!!!!

TAKE MY CARD!!!!!!!!!

i like cuphead, squirrel stapler, buckshot roulette, dsaf,, euhh,, the mooninites specifically, minecraft, dhmis, ihnmais, dialtown, uhhhh,,, i forgor

im gaybian and have a wife

blinkers

#intro

ziggy-stim-collection

Cowboys and cinemas (norm x Mr dickens) stimboard please 🥹💖

ofc i love this ship!

🎞️.🚀.🎞️

🚀.🎞️.🚀

🎞️.🚀.🎞️

#hey i made that!

cupids-poison-blog

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

kat-the-oddity

As a trans man. Yes. I’m a real man and so are the rest of us.

gingerkyuketsuki

i love how the reblog-to-like ratio is 8:1

deadskincellsonyourpillow

I feel like most of the likes are because they didn’t read the post fully

car-salesman-elvis

whoa mama love those trans men they can all have a discount to buy my cars

elvis-unofficial

Yo fella trans men are men uh huh

killjoy-swaggot

woah papa I love them trans boys hummina hummina! *Supportive liquidized hip thrusts*

theyve all explored eachothers bodies

#silly #i’m silly #minecraft

mogai-flaggot

✦﹕CARTE-OBJECTUM or CARD OBJECTUM

a flag for objectum individuals with specific attraction to, or a preference for, cards. primarily focused on playing cards, though this may extend to other things such as business cards and trading cards.

spade, diamond, club and heart ©

mogai-flaggot

✦﹕BUTCHBEAR

for those who identify with both the butch and bear labels. this can be self-described however the identifier pleases, and represents queerness in masculinity and self-love.

banishedquasiroyal-deact

FUCK silverfish

daystxlker

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

banishedquasiroyal-deact

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

daystxlker

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

banishedquasiroyal-deact

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

booty-clappin-deactivated201807

where do you think the name came from

banishedquasiroyal-deact

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

timurmurtazin

>implying endermen aren’t real

banishedquasiroyal-deact

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

amosseleznev92

The fresh adult dating site that makes it easy to find casual sex near you. Join free to someone new instantly, and hook up tonight

pochowek

beefstrugglenoff

I love you dead punctuation marks.

beefstrugglenoff

ferret-with-a-knife

queer-here-and-in-fear

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

queer-here-and-in-fear

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

writing-prompt-s

She hadn't made a milkshake in years for fear that they would return.. She starts the blender reluctantly.. In the distance, screams.. The boys had returned. They were. coming to her yard.