bad stardew headcanons

a place where your pookies do stupid shit!

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Sebastian watched the entirety of High School Musical over 20 times and it remains his deepest darkest secret (Maru overheard him singing "I Don't Dance" in the shower)

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Elliott is skilled at horse riding.

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Sebastian does Sam and Abigail's eye makeup before their concerts. Sam is especially fidgety having to sit so long.

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Elliott often gets new, crazy ideas for his current writing projects while drinking in the saloon, and he scribbles them down on a napkin in his drunken fervor.

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Abigail had a musical theater phase.

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Haley enjoys doing flower pressing in her spare time.

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Harvey has extremely creaky joints and you can hear his knees popping a mile away.

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Sam enjoys painting on occasion, and even painted a design on his board. Usually, paint ends up literally everywhere.

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Shane secretly knows a lot of card tricks.

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Elliott is always purchasing more candles and notebooks than he needs.

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Maru has built the kids of the valley little robotic toys as gifts for the Feast Of The Winter Star.

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Alex is pretty skilled at cooking and bakes with his grandma frequently.

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Robin has carved minis for Sebastian's Solarion Chronicles campaigns.

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Evelyn was a model back in the day before she settled down with George.

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Penny is afraid of booktok.

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Sebastian and Sam once tossed fire crackers outside the mayor's house in the middle of the night to scare the shit out of him.

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Harvey wore fedoras in his adolescence.