~doing my best~

[achesspiece]

[fanghusband]

THE SUN WATCH OUT FOR THE SUN

[mephostophilis]

hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

[nessa007]

i love this addition 😂

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

If Steve Harrington were British he would say "right what's all this then" regularly

[phantomrose96]

Gertrude, speaking into the camera for an office-style mockumentary: “I have reason to believe my current boss, Elias Bouchard, is actually the body-swapped reincarnation of my previous boss, James Wright. In fact I believe he is every head of the Magnus Institute dating back to Jonah Magnus himself. He’s been careful to hide all evidence but I’ve caught him in a key slip up.”

--*camera cut to Elias Bouchard sitting in a library chair, Gertrude filing away books behind him*--

Gertrude: “Oh excuse me James can I sneak through?” Elias: “Oh, yes.” *scoots chair* "Sorry about that."

--*camera cut to Gertrude opening the door to Elias’s office*--

Gertrude: “Excuse me Francis but do you have a moment?” Elias: “Sorry, what was that?” Gertrude: “I was asking if you have a minute, Richard.” Elias: “If it’s quick, I have a meeting in 10 minutes.”

--*camera cut to Gertrude and Elias standing in a Starbucks*--

Elias: And where do we pick up— Gertrude: The table over there. I ordered ahead for us. Elias: *studies the table, lights up subtly and grabs the coffee cup second from the left, camera zooms in on the label that says Jonah Magnus. Elias walks away while Gertrude makes eye contact with the camera.

--*camera cut back to Gertrude*--

Gertrude: “He hasn’t noticed I’m doing it yet.”

[annabelle--cane]

average season one tma episode is like. statement of bernadetta mcmickison about her friend emily's tragic death at the hands of the hat man, original statement given october 16, 2011. statement begins. so let's get one thing straight: I hate your fucking institute. you stupid bitches think ghosts are real which OBVIOUSLY they aren't but I did see a ghost this one time and you're the only people dumb enough to listen to me so here I am ig :/ . you're going to read this and think, "bernadetta, you clearly killed emily yourself" and while, yes, I did push her in front of several buses, it wasn't my fault when she died. I do sometimes wonder, though, if I hadn't pushed her in front of that fourth bus, if she would still be alive today... anyway, I digress. this all started last april, when I severely concussed myself on my way in to work at the torment nexus factory. torment nexus assembly is a long tradition in my family, going back decades--

[chai-ky]

I knew Netflix wouldn't have the balls to stick a tape recorder in this man

[picture-of-grace]

I think we've all been brainwashed by modern media into thinking that every character in a story has to have a different name. yes jonny named at least three characters michael. do you know how many people named michael I see in a day? at least twelve. theyre never even the same michael from a previous day. no repeats. why are so many people named michael. jonny I get it now.

[hotmessrepresentation-deactivat]

sometimes tma lines just kinda kick you in the teeth

[moved-to-orpheyon-deactivated20]

whenevr i take an antihistamine i think of

[serslee]

Im collecting benadryl posts

[gilettefusion5]

[moldspace]

unicorn in swamp

inspired by these borzoi photos

[image id: a small, goat-like unicorn wading through a pond. the surface of the water is covered in water plants with reeds sticking up throughout]

[zudilio]

Dean resurrecting Sam and pretending he didn’t is still the funniest fucking thing to me. Sam is like idk Dean i literally got stabbed three hours ago and now there isn’t even a wound there are you sure nothing weird happened and dean is like oh okay mr ivy league i didn’t know they covered advanced stab woundology in pre-law 101

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

wonder who the culprit is

[eroscestlavie]

oh my god..a bread boy 

[bugonearth]

a crime of passion

[neuroticpantomime]

Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually

[redpandarascal]

rethink your weekend. Harder liquor on an emptier stomach is just what you need. Trust me, I’m a doctor.

[devipotato]

[goreoboros]

[castiellesbian]

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

Ok so Haumea, a dwarf planet beyond Pluto, spins so fast it gets elongated like this. This is just what it looks like. Something deeply unsettles me looking at it. Terrifying.

[spidereggs-deactivated20230413]

this is so fucked up

[ann-beth]

[unclefather]

Gods kidney stone