Chaos Grandpa

Running on spite and existential dread | They/Them | 25 | 20+ only NSFW | Chicanx | Really just all over the place |

[thepoisonroom]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv]

[ohbutwebestmakepeacewithit]

[under-a-full-moon-too]

Pspspspsps: Shy girls who want to be manhandled and tossed around from position to position

[grickle14]

Some days go like that.

[prokopetz]

Concept: a mermaid who collects human artifacts, but, like, exclusively objects that humans have dramatically cast into the sea in moments of high emotion, catharsis, or personal revelation. Each item is carefully mounted above a little index card that outlines the circumstances of its hurling in terse, clinical prose.

[burnt-kloverfield]

How many outdated cellphones does she have from businessmen who realize that Family is more important?

[prokopetz]

Fewer than you’d think. For a variety of fascinating demographic and cultural reasons, importance-of-family cell phones are considerably more likely to be hurled into lakes than oceans. She’s co-authored a paper on the subject that’s due to be published next month.

[deathbyfemme-deactivated2024052]

couple of guys being girls being dudes being gals

[girleulogy]

If a hot bi girl wanted to fix me I would let her

[lumsel]

if a hot bi girl wanted to make me worse i would let her

[sel-xn]

[stardustputx]

Some days you work 12+ hours with a 15 minute break and it's hot as fuck and everything hurts. Other days you sing along to Avenged Sevenfold with your Kitchen Assistant and it's chill and manageable and you get to train your supervisor on how to supervise when you're not there and everything's good.

[laneofpennies]

bringing back a meme classic because i am in insane levels of distress rn

[nae-nae-supreme]

Feeling fresh feeling funky

[teathattast]

[milkhoneyjoon]

Visit Original Link

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[lindleland]

[mama-mozzarella-deactivated2024]

Introducing yourself to people is so embarrassing. Like hey this is my stupid fucking name, I enjoy exactly 3 things, and am clearly anxious. please don't immediately hate me

[unclefather]

The leaning tower of pussy

[unclefather]

Shut UP

[ispyspookymansion]

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

[ispyspookymansion]

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it