Starfish Theory

Knitter, Bi, Probably older than You, I'll be your Friend, Writers make my World go 'round, Gimme all the FanFiction too.

[bob-artist]

Brotherhood of The Orb

[bob-artist]

[wilwheaton]

Yeah, and don't forget or overlook that all kinds of people, who merely quoted the deceased's core beliefs, which he made no effort to hide and was very proud of, are being fired for that.

This is fucking crazy.

[withoneeye]

[wilwheaton]

Why is this horse in the middle of a creepy room?

Because it wants you to know that Trump is in the Epstein files and the entire Republican party is protecting him and his fellow pedophile rapists.

[mysharona1987]

[depsidase]

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

Happy birthday to Lyudmila Pavlichenko (born July 12, 1916), Soviet sniper in World War II, with 309 confirmed kills.

A true role model for today.

[homunculus-argument]

"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

[quakerjoe]

[anexperimentallife]

[suriel]

this reply in the comments tho

[thatdisasterauthor]

This did not go where I expected from the first tweet and now I am laughing so hard I am crying.

[bunniefriend-deactivated2022111]

wanna see my favorite sculpture?

[bunniefriend-deactivated2022111]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

That’s fucking rad

[aberrantemotion]

random sculptor: “hey you know what’d be fucked up to see in the woods at night?”

[atlinmerrick]

I LOVE THIS I CAN'T STAND HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS.

Also it would scare me into shrieking if I didn't know it was there at night.

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[capsforeskin]

I have never wanted to write a fic so badly in my entire life.

[memewhore]

[lynati]

[jazzybot4]

PREACH

[pyroteknich]

Let’s be real. If little girls’ knees, shoulders, and clavicles are a problem for male teachers, you don’t have a dress code issue. You have a pedophile issue.

[tamagotchihelpline]

Y. E. S.

[outinbocaraton]

Talkkkkkkkk

[literaturefeen-deactivated20210]

@ All schools

[splickedylit]

me: *lies down*

things: *continue to happen*

me: *lieS DOWN HARDER*

[depsidase]

[rurouniidoru]

I was sitting here like, “Oh, too bad I’ve been too preoccupied with my diorama to have prepared anything for the GO Series Birthday,” and then I realized I hadn’t yet actually showed everyone this thing that’s been eating my life! So here it is, this diorama in a Danish cookie tin, complete with flashing thunder in that first rain cloud.

You know what? I’m so proud of this I’m actually gonna tag @neil-gaiman, there, I said it!

[kayvsworld]

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

[devildoll]

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