Star Trek doctors, ranked by how much I’d want to attend their conference/grand rounds presentation (ranked least appealing to most appealing)
Bashir: “good morning everyone!” -mumbles from the crowd- “come on you guys can do better than that!”. PowerPoint is 102 slides. Talks too close to microphone.
EMH: powerpoint presentation is 154 slides and each slide is a block of text. Lame jokes interspersed every 10 minutes.
Phlox: ok the evidence for using Deltian eel semen to treat severe refractory asthma does look pretty promising but I don’t think I’m going to be able to convince hospital management it’s worth hiring an eel husbandry specialist
Crusher, M’Benga, Culber, Pulaski: they’re all fine
McCoy: practical information, batshit stories, casually throws around hilarious comments. He’s the only one in the room wearing jeans.
