serena marie

she is beauty, she is grace, she has stardust in her veins

[starfleetsweetheart]

back in tumblr bc tiktok got banned

[toastbutteregg]

[redrola]

[taylorswift]

*don’t say it, don’t say it OKAY I’m saying it:* I’M FEELIN 32. And Alana is feeling 30. Don’t worry we tested everyone! Thank you so much for the birthday wishes, I love you all so much 🥰🎂

[sadclowncentral]

I'm showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated

[sadclowncentral]

"and people use this site??" bad news chief its my primary social media

[sadclowncentral]

[soapycrow-deactivated20220209]

I'm having to reblog this manually because guess what social media's mobile app decided to remove fast reblogs

[greenhairedwiz]

I use tumblr exclusively on mobile and it sucks that they removed fast reblogs

[staticyuroboros]

IM SORRY THEY WHAT

[aroacedavestrider]

i just updated mobile a solid minute ago and i can still fast reblog?

[bulba413-deactivated20220305]

the fuck is a fast reblog

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[binscavenger]

I’ve never used that in my life

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

[aphony-cree]

Something I learned from a costume designer: if an item can be washed multiple ways the designer is only legally obligated to put one of the ways on the tag, but if there’s only one way to wash that item they have to put Only on the instructions

If the tag says “Dry Clean” it’s safe to machine wash but the designer thinks it looks better if you get it dry cleaned 

But if it says “Dry Clean Only” you will destroy it if you wash it any other way

[fuzipenguin]

Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy

[porterr-robinson]

[snake-and-mouse]

Oh to be a little cat succumbing to sleepiness despite being curious about bird videos

[unabating-deactivated20190408]

Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.

[we-could-be-future-friends-deac]

Leave

[zandraart]

jellies!!

[placeholdername69]

Not 2 be fuckin weird but I think the best sound in the world is when ur pettin and rubbin a big/sturdy dog and ur suddenly compelled to do those real Firm Pats™️ and it makes that nice solid “thud thud thud” noise while the dog smiles and wags his tail real hard do y’all have any idea wtf I’m talkin about??

[animalcrossingmemes]

[iguanamouth]

[objectpermanences]

I laughed so hard no sound came out

[o-ceti]

do non americans know that sometimes you’ll just see lifelike human testicles hanging off the back of peoples trucks

[prrb]

non american here! i wish i didnt learn english

[phantomrose96]

Hiromu Arakawa’s genius is obvious throughout all of FMA but her first and biggest leap of genius was in how she crafted her protagonist. 

Arakawa realized the burgeoning youth of the early 2000s wasnt interested in another plucky spry optimistic young shonen protag. Instead she gave us a short ugly egotistical asshole smarter-than-you atheist with so much money and power that people could no longer best him in arguments by telling him “dude shut up ur literally like 12″ 

Five pages in we’re told Edward’s famous and rich and powerful. Five more pages and he’s calling some girl stupid for thinking God exists. Five more pages and he’s proven right. Five more and he’s kicked an evil priest’s teeth in. And no one can tell his mom on him.

Hiromu Arakawa figured out the dream of every edgy young weeb discovering internet arguments for the first time and she cast them an idol made of gold.

[phantomrose96]

[rideroftherange]

It’s like the original protagonist got turned into a suit of armor, so his asshole sidekick had to fill in as the face.

[phantomrose96]

Wait holy fuck

[writing-prompt-s]

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

[slavery]

[guerrillatech]

[esoomris]

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

[memeuplift]