Selkie Brainrot

[laelish]

It's not his fault they visited a planet that has so many rules. How is anyone supposed to keep track???

Image Description below the cut.

[Image Description]

A two-panel comic featuring Luke Skywalker and Ezra Bridger circa 9 ABY. They are both on a street in Naboo. It's a very nice area with lots of beautiful curved architecture, flower boxes, and even flowering ivy growing over it. There are a few silhouettes of people and droids in the background.

Panel 1 - Side view of Ezra and Luke leaning in close. Ezra looks excited and Luke is smiling through half-lidded eyes. Luke's hand is under Ezra's chin, guiding his attention to Luke's face.

Luke: There's something I'd like you to say before you go.

Ezra: I love you! <3

Panel 2 - Ezra is facing the viewer with his arms crossed over his chest. Luke is behind him with one arm over his shoulder. He has Ezra's necklace - a mythosaur pendent - wrapped around his finger. His other hand is on Ezra's shoulder. Luke is still smiling, but Ezra looks annoyed.

Luke: That's sweet. Also not what I meant, and you know it.

Ezra: I won't break any laws. Even if they're stupid.

[sassycolortheorist101-blog]

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* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

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* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

[themurderscene-deactivated20140]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[rnyselfie]

is that my chemical romance?

[penceyprepster-deactivated20160]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[chxmical-rxmance]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[losered]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[gay-emo-quotes]

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

[wafflesmcgeesus]

I reblog this everytime it comes on my dash and I’m unashamed

[thejoxaren]

Created an AU where Obi Wan adopts the twins and takes them to hide out Tatooine with him. He’s a tired dad and the twins are menaces. There’s a lot of sadness and drama to be found but for now let’s enjoy the cute, sweet family stuff. (Feel free to send asks if you want!)

Officially this is called the Obi Dad AU! Thank you to the person who put it in the tags (and for the kind words)

[theprofessional-amateur]

[markwatneyandenesemble]

@forasecondtherewedwon you cant hide those in the tags 😂

[palfriendpatine66]

[stealingpotatoes]

(in reference to Luke being the least traumatized) He's also the only one who was a legal adult when he started his journey to post empire Jedi life (aka so traumatized it's not even funny), like he started at 19 whilst everyone else was like "15 max, take it or leave it, 12 - 13 is preferable tho" like dude was the only one lucky enough to have an actually childhood (cuz sadly, spending your early teens at war actively fighting isn't a childhood, i don't care if the clones were nice and they were family it was still war)

[stealingpotatoes]

Okay but like how often do Ahsoka and Cal argue about how something is done? Cuz they are both the only two remaining temple trained Jedi, BUT they also had two vastly different types of Masters. So how often do lessons stall because they start doing “That’s not how you do that” “Yes it is” “No, you’re supposed to teach it like this” “What? No that’s dumb, you do it like this” “No no that’s wrong, this is way better!” “No, YOU’RE wrong, this is better!” And this goes on and on, whilst Luke and Ezra (misters “Yeah okay so this could work, but like have you seen a blaster? Way better for this thing”) just kinda watch them argue back and forth like it’s a tennis match

omg YES!! ahsoka's gotta know the single most bootleg ways of doing stuff thanks to Anakin

[stealingpotatoes]

Imagine Cal's reaction to seeing any of Ezra's lightsabre/blaster combination and rushing to a tech bench to instantly replicate the idea...

[stealingpotatoes]

I know you have several time travel AUs already but consider: the last (4) Jedi wind up in the Clone Wars era.

Only one of them is an actual Jedi, half of them are romantically involved with someone (maybe even with each other if you ship skybridger), another half are extremely close with one or more Mandalorians, and none of them have had more than two years of training. And somehow THEYRE the only ones left.

The council would have a conniption.

i have a LOT of thoughts about this au but as always, gotta start with the silly

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[stealingpotatoes]

I really just see the Jedi group wanting anything but being the leader of their new coming together. None of them would feel well equipped. Luke for sure is like the most powerful but he’s also got baby brother energy and has the least training and needs a nap. Ezra at 16 would’ve loved it but now has matured and also needs a nap. Cal has a lot of history…a lot of history but he’s good thanks and would like a nap. Ahsoka is just DONE….and needs a nap.

Basically I see there being a game of “Tag You’re the Leader!!” And running away from each other. You just hear Ezra cackling in freedom as he runs away from Luke who very much does not want to be it.

omg this is so accurate LOL they probably draw straws when someone asks to talk to their leader. but abt that nap they all need:

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[stealingpotatoes]

Luke pouting, and muttering "I've met me, and I'm part Force. I think that's pretty neat." before walking off to sit in the corner leaving Ezra and Ahsoka both deeply confused and then incredibly concerned by the implications.

skywalkers being eldritch force entities is old news for ahsoka!!! cal and ezra on the other hand...

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[stealingpotatoes]

Luke would so pull some eldritch force shit on missions or try to teach it and Cal and Ezra just gawk at it because “that’s not possible”

Then Luke would be like “then how am I doing it”

Meanwhile Ahsoka is chilling like “you wouldn’t believe the stuff I’ve seen this is chill in comparison, but yeah Luke no one else can do this”

ezra's starting to think he's the ken of the last (4) jedi (he is wrong he is also weird)

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[captain-mozzarella]

Obi and his padawans :3

I wanted to redraw this but I thought it would be more fun if I did a continuation instead :))))

My original file was apparently too big X)

[now-you-sound-like-a-jedi]

If Obi-Wan had actually stayed on Mandalore with Satine after the Civil War and left the Jedi Order, it would've made The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones peak comedy.

Like, Qui-Gon would still be sent to Naboo and end up on Tatooine, he'd still meet Anakin and take him back to the Temple. But, in this AU, he survives the battle on Theed and takes Anakin as his padawan. And the entire Order would be making jokes:

"Congrats on the new padawan! Hope he sticks around longer than the last one!" "We'll keep this one off the bodyguard missions, eh Qui-Gon?"

So one day little Anakin’s like "hey master, what happened to your last padawan?" And Qui-Gon's like "oh he ran off with a girl, yeah he's royalty in the Outer Rim now".

And it's all fine and dandy until Anakin’s nineteen and they get assigned to protect Padmé, and Qui-Gon takes one look at this kid's face and thinks "You've got to be fucking kidding me, this shit again??"

[stealingpotatoes]

saber stances georg

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[stealingpotatoes]

do you have any clone related headcannons/aus? Personally I love the 501 bc they collectively have 1 brain cell and it’s passed between Ahsoka, Rex, and Echo (anakin’s never seen it)

huge agree, but I think the 212 looks after the braincell for them most the time

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