[lycions]

x

[instant-oatmeal]

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[valtsv]

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)

[whiteroserwby]

You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose

[valtsv]

[vstheworld]

the fuck else would I be sloshing around in a wet ballgown for

[nardacci-does-art]

I drew it…. & animated it…

[homeboygirl]

okay

[dogpuppy]

[crazy-brazilian]

[paragontology]

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck

[becughmitchell]

but what were his thoughts on lemonade

[relentlessescapism]

BROOKLYN NINE NINE 4.07 'Mr. Santiago'

[johnwinchesterofficial]

Hiya John its been a while. still fleeing from your son's I see...

it’s not “fleeing” it’s building character. instilling a sense of independence. raising MEN

[johnwinchesterofficial]

Since Sammy’s now lost his girlfriend to Yellow eyes too, are you gonna start being nice?

absolutely not. if anything it’s time for him to lock the fuck in

[johnwinchesterofficial]

If you won the lottery, what would you spend it on?

i would never buy lotto tickets… that’s how they get you

[johnwinchesterofficial]

What are your thoughts on the fact that your son, Dean, is not only a homosexual, but also a monsterfucker?

dean can’t be gay… he has a baywatch poster…

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[johnwinchesterofficial]

son, at this point i think it’s time for me to follow in the footsteps of the hundreds of male losers that came before me… and start a podcast

[johnwinchesterofficial]

so to answer your question: no, i will not make it to your parent teacher conference

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[autistobrat]

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.