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stargifts​:

WELL……ANYWAYS………..ON THAT NOTE………STARTER CALL?

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woah...

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text starters    :   💀 an urgent text.   /   @jorhdans​ message sent to  :  Haroldine.

   sms.    How much would I have to pay you to be here right now? My calls aren’t going through, so I’m going to assume your space service is God awful.     sms.    Please answer. Whenever you can. 

[justiceleaguedaily]

The League in Green Arrow #31

[stargifts]

as i was saying. i will now be becoming green arrow despite the fact that the name is tacky. we can make do. 

[crynaries]

the girls are (play)fighting!!!!!!!!

[stargifts]

bitch.

          ❛   𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔...𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓?   ❜     he never, in a million years, would have ever thought he’d hear those words come out of barry allen’s mouth.     ❛   you should retire the puns too, while you’re at it.   ❜

  “   i’m sure. i’m satisfied passing the mantle to someone else.   ”    there’s a thoughtful pause, before he smiles -- to anyone else, it would be the signature barry allen grin, reassuring and kind and so very transparent. but this is a smile he’s giving oliver queen -- so there’s a shit-eating edge to it. “ out with the old. i’ll take up green arrow instead. ” he wouldn’t miss if he was running with an arrow. it’s surefire. 

      “   flash fact -- no, i don’t think i will.   ”   the puns are here to stay.

[jorhdans-deactivated20201223]

every time stargifts mentions hal in a post i gain five years while hal instantly loses ten

[imoracle]

THERE’S  A  STRESS  BALL  SITTING  ON  HER  DESK,  WHICH  IS  MORE  A  JOKE  WITHIN  ITSELF.  a  gift  from  her  father,  more  often  than  not  it  bides  its  time  sitting  beside  her  monitor  and  b.atgirl  plush,  or  lives  up  to  its  full  potential  like  now:  be  flicked  back  and  forth.  it  rolls  back  to  her  as  she  runs  her  latest  diagnostic  [  running  at  a  whopping  56%,  but  who’s  watching?  ]  and  for  its  trouble  earns  a  squeeze  before  it’s  flicked  away  again.

“  out  of  purely  scientific  curiosity  and  nothing  beyond  that,  ”  oracle  speaks  with  a  sideways  glance.  the  fingers  of  her  free  hand  tap  an  off - beat  rhythm  on  the  arm  of  her  chair.  “  …  what’s  the  worst  thing  you’ve  ever  eaten  to  keep  your  metabolism  in  check?  ”

@stargifts​     |     starter call.

[stargifts]

       “   easy.   ”      and even for him, does the answer come a little too quickly. it tumbles from his lips because it was traumatizing, burned into a very dark, very frightening corner of his mind.  “   hal only had mayonnaise.   ”   his voice quivers at the thought. as often as he’d say he looks back at any moments with friends fondly, that’s one of the few he would beg someone to wipe from his memory. (good things to keep in mind for the next time he sees zatanna, maybe.) 

        “   i’m literally a scientist. i don’t think this is that sort of curiosity. you just want to know how far i’ve had to fall.   ”      and he doesn’t blame her.

[stargifts]

    “ i had a good run . . . i think it’s about time i retired. the flash is old news. ” bartholomew allen will now be living his lifelong dream of stay at home dad (with no wife or children) so he can watch nbc hannibal.

[vaememes]

  some  one  word  prompts .    (    send   one   of   the   words   for   our   muses   to   interact   based   off   that   word   )

goodbye :  my  muse  kissing  and/or  hugging  your  muse  goodbye.

secrets :   my  muse  sharing/confiding  their  deepest,  darkest  secret  with  your  muse.

nightmare :   my  muse  coming  to  your  muses  aid  when  they  awake  from  a  nightmare.

push :   my  muse  pushing  your  muse  out  of  the  way  of  danger.

embrace :   my  muse  abruptly  throwing  their  arms  around  your  muse,  hugging  them  tightly.

bloody :   my  muse  coming  to  your  muse  with  blood  stains  on  their  clothes  and  hands,  shaking.

drunk :   my  muse  takes  care  of  your  muse  while  they  are  in  a  drunken  state.

bed :   my  muse  wakes  up  in  the  same  bed  as  your  muse  with  little  recollection  of  the  night  before.

slap :   my  muse  slaps  your  muse  across  the  face  out  of  anger.

gone :   my  muse  stays  by  your  muses  side  while  they  take  their  last  breath.

scream :   my  muse  hears  your  muse  scream  and  quickly  runs  to  their  side.

sleep :   my  muse  falls  asleep  on  your  muse,  making  it  hard  for  my  muse  to  leave.

stalk :   my  muse  gets  caught  by  your  muse  trailing  behind  them,  watching  them.

sacrifice :   my  muse  jumps  in  front  of  your  muse,  sacrificing  their  life  for  your  muses  life.

trail :   my  muse  watches  as  your  muse  traces  one  of  my  muses  scares,  asking  them  about  it.

love :   my  muse  confronts  your  muse  about  why  they  never  say  ’ i  love  you ’  back.

piggyback :   my  muse  jumps  on  your  muses  back,  my  muse  gives  yours  a  piggyback  ride.

jump :   my  muse  runs  to  your  muse  and  jumps  up,  my  muse  holding  yours  up  by  their  thighs.

dance :   my  muse  holds  their  hand  out,  waiting  for  your  muse  to  come  out  and  slow  dance  with  them.

carry :   my  muse  carries  your  muse  to  their  house,  either  drunk,  or  a  weakened  state,  can  specify. 

lighter :   my  muse  pulls  out  a  lighter  and  lights  it  for  your  muse  to  use  to  light  their  cigarette.

shot :   my  muse  gets  shot  and  struggles  to  your  muses  house  for  aid.

wound :   my  muse  patches  and  bandages  a  wound  your  muse  has  gotten.

fight :   my  muse  stops  your  muse  from  getting  into  a  physical  fight  with  someone  else.

arrest :   your  muse  finds  my  muse  arrested  in  cuffs  with  swarming  police  everywhere.

hospital :   my  muse  awakens  in  a  hospital,  finding  your  muse  by  their  side,  asking  what  happened.

gun :  my  muse  pulls  out  a  gun  on  your  muse,  your  muse  tries  to  talk  them  into  putting  the  gun  down. 

betrayal :  my  muse  finds  out  that  your  muse  has  betrayed  them  in  same  way  and  confronts  them  about  it.

nude :  my  muse  walks  in  on  your  muse  accidentally  seeing  them  naked.

karaoke :  my  muse  pulls  your  muse  up  on  stage  with  them  to  sing  some  karaoke  songs. 

laughter :   my  muse  hears  your  muse  laughing  uncontrollably  and  approaches  to  see  if  they  are  okay.

murder :   my  muse  walks  in  on  your  muse  committing  a  gruesome  murder.

wet :   my  muse  strips  down  to  their  under  garments  and  runs  into  the  water,  motioning  for  your  muse  to  join  them.

[stargifts]

          “ ——- 𝘉𝘈𝘙𝘙𝘠 𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕, 𝘐𝘚 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘠𝘖𝘜 ? ”                                                            “ you’re mistaken. ”             priv + sel. barry allen  … aka, the flash  !   written by dev.

[memetaped]

texting starters send a symbol for…

🌻 a worried text.

🐰 a goofy text.

🦋 a loving text.  

🧦 a half-asleep text.

🌳 a happy text.

🍎 an apologetic text.

⚠️ a text meant for someone else.

🕰️ an early morning text.

💫 a late night text.

🗑️ a text that wasn’t sent.

💡 a scared text.

💀 an urgent text.

🥇 a supportive text.

🔪 a hateful text. 

🌊 a sad text.

⚡ an angry text. 

🚀 a goodbye text.

[truthbinds]

     “ no. “  it comes sternly, a correction to quiet. she will hear no more of this. “ you are grieving, none of you deserve that end. speak no more of your mortality, barry allen, there are lives still intact in need of you. “

from this.  /  @stargifts​

[stargifts]

         “   lives like hers. she was in need of me.  ”    his tone surprises him, and so do his words -- but it’s a reflection of the guilt, wracking through him in waves. he grits his teeth, steeling his gaze elsewhere. “ isn’t that how we manage to keep going? knowing that we’re doing good work? ” it’s how he manages to, at least. when the only sensation he can register is drowning. “ it just feels like i’m doing less good, diana. ”

[bishimightwing-moved]

“Character is who you are when no one’s watching.”

@stargifts​ 🎶💜

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      “   i think we’re all a little too vigilant to act like no one’s watching. cons to the job. ”  a pause, followed by a little smile. “ here’s to hoping no one’s judging my character. ”

[stargifts]

cnaries​.

to   :   @cnaries·  !

❝     𝑯𝑬𝒀 !    i’m  not  getting  involved .    ❞      hands  up ,   eyes  wide .    ❝     i’ve  got  enough  of  my  “ old  married  couple  bickering ”  without  adding in  yours .                 i  can  kick  him  for  you ,  if  you  want ?   ❞

       “  i thought we were friends.  ”   said forlornly, as if he’s wholeheartedly heartbroken. blame oliver. their arguments are immature, and his hypothesis is that the remnants of it seep into his conversations afterwards. trust him, he’s a scientist. “ i’ll take the kick, though. only one? ” love you, dinah.