JOHNNY SLAUGHTER/SAWYER
NSFW ALPHABET 18+
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First time writing anything like this. I always loved reading whatever this alphabet thing is, haven’t seen one for johnny so I decided to write one myself, might be a little ooc but I tried my best. please don’t report and hopefully u enjoy it:)
A = Aftercare (what he’s like after sex)
I’m sorry but I can’t see johnny really caring about your feelings or making you feel comfortable afterwards, all he cares about is his pleasure and once he gets it, he’s up outta bed and heading out the door, MAYBE just maybe once in a while he’ll toss you an old rag to clean yourself up with.
B = Body part (his favorite body part of his & his partner’s)
I like to think johnny’s real proud of his biceps, he works all day and night, dragging & carrying victims, slicing and dicing em, powering the generator, etc all that builds muscles, shows just how hard he works for his family, I can definitely see him flexing in the mirror every now and then.
As for you….johnny’s a titty man, I don’t make the rules, he’s obsessed with breasts. the bigger the better.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum. basically gross)
Johnny’s an animal, He’ll cum everywhere, on your face, your hair, your breasts, in you, everywhere doesn’t give a flying fuck when you get upset if it hits you in the eye or something.
D = Dirty secret (self explanatory.)
Oh he definitely DEFINITELY steals your panties to jerk off with em, he freaky like that
E = Experience (how experienced is he? Does he know what he’s doing?)
Oh he knows what he’s doing, he’s hooked up with victims in the past annnd johnny’s a cannibal he knows body anatomy, which part can make a person tick…as they beg for mercy and the right place to make your legs shake
F = Favorite Position (also self explanatory, favorite position of his)
Doggy style. he’s gotta have you in that position at least twice a day, when he is lazy johnny will allow you to ride him as he puts both arms behind his head as he watches your breasts bounce up and down with a wide smirk. missionary is rare too intimate
G = Goofy (is he more serious or humorous in bed?)
Johnny’s very serious during sex, I don’t see him making jokes or anything during it. maybe he’ll downgrade you and chuckle about it but that’s it
H = Hair (how well groomed is he? does the carpet match the drapes etc)
Have you seen his happy trail? + it’s the mid-70s yeah he doesn’t shave down there, if you been with him for a long time and ask real nicely….he might…just might trim it for you. carpet obviously matches the drapes:)
I = Intimacy (how is he during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Once again I don’t see johnny being all lovey, sex is just something to blow off steam for him, he doesn’t see it any other way buuut if you’ve been together for a while and he grows to slightly trust you…he’ll go easy on you, won’t be as rough, that’s his way of being romantic.
J = Jack off (how much does he masturbate?)
Surprisingly not as much as you’d think….I mean have you seen him? johnny’s attractive and he knows it, if he’s horny & you’re not in the mood, he’ll just drive into town, go to the local bar and pick up some unsuspecting girl to use her, definitely will kill her and bring her back for the family afterwards, but there’s only so many times he can do that before the town starts filling up with missing persons posters….so when black nancy & drayton start getting on his ass for it. He’ll jerk off with the help of your panties of course;)
K = Kink (what’s his kink….spoiler alert he’s got more than one)
Blood kink, bondage, knife play, choking, degradation, overstimulation, boot worship….and many….many many more….too many…..
L = Location (his favorite place to fuck)
Anywhere. johnny does not care like at all, his shack is obviously number one for him, but he definitely enjoys the backseat of his pick up truck as well
M = Motivation (what turns him on)
C’mon this is johnny we’re talking about…..anything will turn this psycho on, number one turn on for him I think would be if you start giving him lip, then he has a perfect excuse to remind you to respect him and to stay in your place.
N = No (something he wouldn’t do, his turns offs)
Imma be honest….i couldn’t think of anything that would turn johnny off…..but johnny would NOT force himself on you, he was raised better than that….sorta…he might be persistent, but if you stand your ground and refuse him, then he’d just drive off to find a random girl to satisfy him
O = Oral (is he a giver or a receiver? his skill, etc)
Oh he is a receiver, johnny is selfish and narcissistic he don’t care about anyone’s satisfaction but his own, however I do think if he does have feelings for you, he’d go down on you IF you ask (beg) him, he’s sloppy at first but he’s a very quick learner.
P = Pace (is he fast and rough? Or more slow and sensual?)
Do I really need to say it? oh I have to? okay, he’s fast and rough with victims, but with you I think johnny would slightly care that you’re not hurting, like he wouldn’t ask you if you’re alright or if you want him to stop…no, but he’d slow his pace a bit…just enough til you adjust to his size, then once you give you him a little nod, he’s feral…again
Q = Quickie (his opinion on quickies, how often, etc)
This man loves quickies, it’s right up his alley…no foreplay, no adjusting, no words to say either, you could be doing the dishes and johnny will sneak up behind you and rip off whatever you’re wearing and get right down to business, he won’t care if you didn’t cum, if you whine about it, he’ll say he didn’t want to get caught….then just smack your ass and tell you to make him something to eat. johnny would do that at least 3 times a day
R = Risk (does he take risks? is he willing to experiment?)
Honestly….it depends on his mood, if he’s in a real bad mood like a victim escaped or nancy’s on his ass about why he’s keeping you around so long, he’d risk getting caught he don’t give a damn if one of the family members walks in on you both
If he’s in a good mood like killing a victim before they can escape or winning a poker game at the bar, johnny will come back to the shack and let you pick something new to try in bed but there’s a limit, he will not let you tie him up in anyway or blindfold him, other than those things, he lets you experiment 
S = Stamina (how many rounds can he go for? how long does he last?)
He’s young and very active in a physical environment that requires him to use his stamina, that definitely has its advantages…johnny can go for 2 rounds that last a while…since overstimulation is one of his many kinks and with all the quickies between you two…he’s got stamina perhaps too much for you to handle at times.
T = Toys (his opinion on toys, on using them, etc)
It’s the 70s and we all know where johnny lives, I don’t think he would know about sex toys, but let’s say in a different scenario he does know about em, he would 100% use a vibrator…..on you of course, oh he’d be brutal
U = Unfair (how much does he like to tease)
This man is the definition of unfair, he will tease you til you’re a blubbering mess, until you can’t even utter a single sentence without stuttering and gasping it out, johnny loves seeing you beg to cum the more tears you shed, the more he won’t let you he’s a menace.
V = Volume (how loud is he, what sounds does he make in the bedroom?)
If you think he’s a moaner then you haven’t been paying attention, johnny looks like the kind of guy to think men who moan during sex are pansies, johnny tries his best but he’s only human, he’ll grunt….very softly so you won’t hear it (you do)
W = Wildcard (a random headcanon for johnny. Based on my opinion)
Johnny will never admit it but he secretly loves when you’re clingy, after months of being held against your own will, with no one else around to talk with, you inevitably develop stockholm syndrome and you get clingy to johnny as result of it
always asking where he’s going, when he’ll be back whine when he leaves you in the shack all day long…begging him to stay with you….oh he will act annoyed with you, telling you to get off his back, yelling at you most of the time…but deep down he loves it, the way you’re obsessed with him…the same way he’s obsessed with you, that was his plan all along after all…
X = X ray (what’s hiding underneath those blood soaked clothes?)
Alright alright I know johnny gives off big dick energy but he ain’t no 7-9 inches like I read in fanfics about him, he’s short in length but makes up for it in girth, it’s thick and pulsating for suuure (I’m not good at details sorry)
Y = Yearning (how high is his sex drive?)
High as the sky! johnny’s testosterone levels are extremely high, no doubt in my mind johnny is a sex addict, if he’s not fucking you, he’s fucking victims if not them, then he’s jerking off, he needs to cum at least 2-3 times a day just to function, anything less he’s a ticking time bomb
Z = Zzz (how quickly does he fall asleep after sex?)
After sex johnny will light up a cigarette to calm his nerves that’ll take a few minutes, then once he puts it out, he’ll lay back down on the bed, turning his back to you and knock out, oh you thought he would cuddle you after? PFFF-
Well I did it!
I feel dirty…..
okay on a serious note, this was fun to write ngl, I really tried to make this as accurate to johnny’s personality, because I know damn well johnny would not be an affectionate & caring lover, but he’d probably have his little moments of slight care that show he’s not a total monster I think 💀 this was all based on my opinion of johnny obviously…sooooo thank youuu for reading this mess<33 💋