that's life bitches

sean/27/tucson

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[capacity2]

I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[kontextmaschine]

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

[karcatgirl-vantas]

humans be like staple crop

[txttletale]

staple crop to what

[ublock-origin]

directly to forehead

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: aa ca t tat c tg "" 't tg cca "c" t t a t t t tat g "a" " g g ga" a ta c ta c t at ct t a

Closest match: Cannabis sativa cultivar ERBxHO40_23 chromosome 3

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[roundearthsociety]

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[cottoncatkommissar-deactivated2]

How i feel

[ouroborosorder]

you can find chort in the clyteum

[ouroborosorder]

[tokidokifish]

[segamascott]

smash

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[courageinsect]

[hotdogcouch]

Same picture

[importantpics]

[stratfender]

just being myshellf! #turtle

[amygdalae]

How i look when I see a loud noise

[amygdalae]

if I saw a loud noise I'd look at it just like this

[5everandever-deactivated2026050]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

[pjackk]

fuck my commute