tony and peter napping in the sun for @O49Hf on twitter

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@starkersbitch
tony and peter napping in the sun for @O49Hf on twitter
THEY WENT HIKING
THE BEST PART IS THAT THEYRE HOLDING THE PHONE UP WITH A SHOE
MY HEART
WHO WAS THE FIRST TO PICK UP THE TOY- IM-
WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS
MY CROPS
ARE THRIVING
as you did back then,
look me in the face,
hold my gaze,
and call me by your name.
[Starker x CMBYN]
STARKER CONTENT CREATORS WHO CONSTANTLY FEEL LIKE THEY’RE NOT MAKING FREQUENT ENOUGH/GOOD ENOUGH CONTENT LEMME HEAR YOU MAKE SOME NOISE
peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols
“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”
“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”
“what the fuck did you just say to me”
“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”
“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”
“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”
Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-
FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol
Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN
AMAZING
-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what? The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…
Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!
FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.
Tony: Really, Pete?
Jdjsjsjsks
Tony: Where in the world is that kid??..FRIDAY!! Activate Peter’s GPS
FRIDAY: Activating
“ Helicopter parent protocol”
Tony: *sighs*….why do I even bother
Tony: FRIDAY divert all energy to thrusters
FRIDAY: nyOOOOOooOOoM protocol activated
i literally can’t breathe from this
Go d
Tony, in front of team: FRIDAY activate the electric taze blast
Friday: Activating ‘Wanna Be Thor’ protocol
Thor: *triumphantly laughs*
Tony,mumbling: Now the boys’ gone too far.
Tony: Friday, time to bring out The Blades
FRIDAY: “oh my god why does he have a knife” protocol activated
Tony:
Villain:
Tony:
Villain: did you name it like that on purpose or,,,
Tony, crying: shut up loser
This gets better everytime it shows up on my dash
I’m always going to reblog this! If I don’t, then it means I’m dead
can we just talk about this scene for a sec?
This was the first time I’ve ever noticed Tony so surprised at his own work. When he built his suits and made upgrades, he seemed so confident that he was able to pull it off, it was “as a matter of fact”.
This Tony on the other hand, looked as if he never expected himself to solve time travel (he even said it himself in the movie). This is the look of a Tony who has encountered defeat. He lost all confidence and felt useless. This scene was the moment he realised he still had it in him, and it breaks my heart to see the trauma and self-doubt infinity war caused him.
it's Britney, bitch
If ur arabic ur great If ur arabic and muslim ur great If ur arabic and queer ur great If ur arabic and muslim and queer ur great I know it seems hard to believe but you’re not bad you’re not awful
Hey if you’re not arabic can you reblog this? I hardly ever see any positivity towards us and I just wanna spread love to my Arab siblings
if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you
What do you remember about your dad?
u cant be slut shamed if ur not ashamed of being a slut
I just love the idea of Peter having a crush on Tony. Peter starting to blush everytime Tony looks at him. Peter babbling as soon as Tony talks to him and Peter feeling like he wears to many clothes whenever he’s in one room with Tony. The boy would scribble Tony’s name all over his notes for school and try to make photos of the man without Tony noticing it.
But Peter would also sit on a chair at Tony’s wedding. He would clap with the other guests as soon as Tony and Pepper kiss, a dead look in his eyes. Tears would be streaming down his face when the married couple starts their wedding dance and everyone would think it’s because Peter is happy for Tony.
Peter is the kind of human that would wish for nothing more than Tony being happy no matter with who but also breaking because it’s not him who makes Tony happy.
It's sad because it's basically canon poor pete
do you think tony is going to be the one sacrificing himself in endgame?
If there’s ever going to be a fucking suicidal self-sacrificing asshole in endgame it’s going to be Tony biggest-fear-is-watching-his-loved-ones-die-while-he-lives Stark and I’m just not ready for that kind of heartbreak
Hey Everyone,
I'm getting hospitalised on Monday again because I'm being considered self-endangering. Im kinda shocked and scared atm because I didn't expect to come back as soon
I don't wanna bother with this, just wanna tell you that I'll be inactive for some weeks, I love you all and I hope to see you soon.
Tb to that time I was in Disneyland, aka when I told my mom “I won’t mind riding Iron Man all day long” before realising only seconds too late what the fuck just came out of my mouth
social media popularity and influencer culture is gross but also.. i wanna make money for doing absolutely nothing too
It’s a TON of work. It’s not doing nothing???? It’s taking pictures at the ass crack of dawn to make a hotel stay “look like a vacation” it’s eating cold food because it took forever to get that right lighting. It’s editing photos and videos for hours because shit has to look professional af. We’re business people, photographers, marketing experts, and have to look good doing it so fuck off w this “influencers do nothing” shit. 🙄
im sorry that its so stressful that you have the privilege to go to a hotel:/
they have to eat cold food because they take pictures of it everyone :((((
honestly tony builds personal relationships with machines and other inanimate objects. he never upgraded DUM-E and U’s 20-yr-old flawed software even though he gets aggravated over it. he spent decades tinkering with a vintage car that belonged to his dad. he greets broken tractors with puns and asks them to tell him what’s ailing them. he creates AI with distinctive personalities. he nicknames every single one of his armors like they’re his children. he gave the mark 42 an official introduction. “imminent arrival of your bouncing badass baby brother.” he calls his workshop a “birthing suite” he made party hats for his robots??? he nicknamed the bots
like i know everyone realizes tony loves machines but do they realize that he Loves machines. do the avengers realize tony will talk the sink disposal through its stress while fixing it. do they realize that tony has talked about his day to every piece of avengers technology that they use. again, i know that they know that tony loves tech but like do they Know. do they KNOW. DO THEY KNOW THAT EVERY PIECE OF ANYTHING THAT TONY HAS EVER GIVEN THEM IS CARRYING HIS HEART AND LONELINESS AND CRAVING FOR LOVE AND HOPE FOR REDEMPTION AND SALVATION
tony’s armor was born in fear and nightmares and RESOLVE and the arc reactor has yinsen’s ghost in it and both his AI systems are manifestations of how much he loves and misses a specific person like holy shit do people knoW??? DO PEOPLE KNOW TONY’S HEART IS ALL OVER EVERYTHING, ALL OVER ABSOLUTELY FUCKING EVERYTHING GOSH I’M JUST!!!
#I am crying ugly fat tears #because tony has practically grown up surrounded by nothing but these machines and bots and #I don’t think anyone realizes just how much Tony doesn’t KNOW how to have normal relationships with PEOPLE #he gets attached fast and hard #when people laughed about the whole ‘he’s my friend’ ‘so am i’ line it pissed me off so much #because that’s NOT tony saying he thinks he’s as close to steve as bucky is #that’s not tony comparing his relationship with steve to steve’s and bucky’s #that’s Tony who considered Steve a great friend and a very important person in his life after knowing him for like a few days #that’s the same Tony who spent 5 minutes with Bruce and was already inviting him to come visit the start tower #that’s the same tony who fights one battle with them and is already giving each of them their own floor in the tower #it’s Tony who never expresses his feelings properly because well #turns out machines can’t really listen #you know what you do with a machine or a bot or whatever when you care about it? #you FIX IT #Tony shows that he cares about people by FIXING THEM #by trying to do things to help them #like when he realizes how Fury can’t see the monitors as easily with just one eye so he fixes that #or when he tries to give Bruce a safe place #or when he builds Ultron #that’s Tony trying so hard #i can’t believe so many people on this website truly believe he’s a villain #christ #i just love him so much #;______; #am I making sense here #someone more eloquent than me please explain this properly #anyway yeah #Tony Stark #is not an asshole #he’s trying his best okay *sobs* (via @viperbranium)
This just made me cry because of how fucking true it is.
nobody in the fucking mcu deserves Tony Stark if we're being honest.