Interviewer: So, how has life been in quarantine?
Tony, in the middle of his 200th prototype, completely unaware of the pandemic: Well, I wouldn’t call it quarantine, it’s more of a hobby
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Interviewer: So, how has life been in quarantine?
Tony, in the middle of his 200th prototype, completely unaware of the pandemic: Well, I wouldn’t call it quarantine, it’s more of a hobby
Marvel: Launches super bowl ad for not 1, not 2 but T H R E E FKIN TV SHOWS
Me, crawling out of my tony memorial room: I HAVE AWAKENED AND I AM READY TO LIVE ONCE MORE
Dormammu: You ever want to do business again, my door is always open.
Stephen: Well, you should close it, lest you get moths. Good day.
Tony: QUICK PETER YOU’RE LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD. WHAT IS YOUR TYPE?
Peter: Brown haired, tall, edgy, M.J.....
Tony: YOUR BLOOD TYPE PETER
Peter: oh....
Peter: *looks at stab wound*
Peter: Red
me: ok i think it’s abt time i move on, endgame happened months ago
marvel: hey if u didn’t think natasha’s death was sad enough here’s one where she gets shot multiple times first! :D
me, putting on my safety blanket once again: ok so back to square one-
Tony: Stephen makes me feel so small!
Steve: Well, who cares what he thinks? You're Tony Stark! You're a grown man!Now take your nap. And if I see the lights on in here, I'm going to be very disappointed in you.
Peter: He did my first suit when I was 15... No, wait, 16... No, excuse me, 15... All right, when was 2016?
Shuri, visibly annoyed:
Mysterio, casually dying: You played me like a fiddle!
Peter: No, fiddles are actually quite difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.
Sometimes I wonder if tony stark would be proud of me
Heimdall appreciation post
Heimdall is so underrated literally the only asguardian with more than one brain cell at ALL times
*Spiderman FFH gets released*
Normal sane people: Oh yay! Another marvel movie! I can’t wait to see spider-man post-endgame :) The legacy lives on!
Me: Tony...? Tony where u at? TONY??? MR STARK WHERE ARE U???????? Does it have tony? Is my tony boy in this movie? Can my tony boy be in this movie p l e a s e WAKE ME UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE
*watches FFH*
Yet again, normal sane people: Ooo look there’s a montage of all the dead characters, so nice :’)
Me: NO NO TONY TONY WHY U THERE U AINT DEAD U CANT BE
AU - before endgame
Us: Tony needs to get back from space and save everyone!
Russos: Okay Tony’s gonna get RIPPED!
Us: :D
Expectation:
Reality:
Us: D:
peter: but if you cut of the leg, where do you feel the pain in?
dr strange, an actual neurosurgeon:
immediately after the leg gets cut off, you would probably feel the pain because of your pain receptors near what’s left of your leg. after healing, some people may continue to experience phantom pain. this post-amputation phenomenon stems from the spinal chord and brain.
peter: *completely bamboozled*
shuri, who completely understands what strange is saying but also understands what millennium satire is: r/woooosh
Basically the same picture
A Tribute To: The Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philantrophist.
Seems like a thousand years ago
I was in primary school,
Iron man was just released,
Everyone thought he was cool
He fought his way out
Of that dark, dingy cave
“Don’t waste your life stark”
Strong words that Yinsen gave
He revised his suit,
Named it Mark 2
With help from Jarvis and Dum-E
Started his thrusters and flew
The second movie was nice
Was about some man and his bird
Romanoff and Rhodes kicked his ass
Vanko got what he deserved
The Avengers were formed
To stop Loki’s killing spree
Tony sent the nuke into wormhole
That was the start of his PTSD
In Iron man 3,
Pepper kept herself protected
But what matters most is Harley
Cos they were cOnNecTeD
In Age of Ultron
He knew he had to create Vision
“That up there, that’s the end game”
And that was his new mission
Earth’s best defender
Tried to sign the accords
For the safety and security of civilians
And what did he get as his reward?
He found out how his parents died
Murdered, by James Buchanan Barnes
Cap decided to keep it a secret
To protect Bucky from harm
Betrayed and enraged,
They fought, just as Zemo had wanted
“MY FATHER MADE THAT SHIELD”
With that, The Avengers were divided
In Spider-man homecoming
He fathered Peter Parker,
Made a suit, took it back,
THEN gave it back to that little f**ker
All’s well for a while
Then hulk comes crashing in
THANOS IS COMING
Things start to turn grim
The visions that kept recurring
Keeping him awake from dusk till dawn
They all came true and with that one snap
His dear Spiderling was gone
He got saved from space
His world went up in a fire
“Tony, I need you to focus” “And I needed you”
“No trust, Liar”
5 years go by,
He moves on with his life
Has a new house, some alpacas
Finally takes Pepper as his wife
There’s a knock on the door
It’s Ant Man and captain
“We need your help with time travel”
Aw shit, here we go again
He rejected it at first
He’s got a daughter to care for, right?
But then he saw Peters picture
And invented time travel overnight
The hero’s retrieved the stones,
But his uneasiness lingers,
Because he knew what was coming
When Dr Strange lifted that finger
My hero was Iron Man
A great friend, dad and husband
You can rest now Tony Stark
I love you 3000
*Disclaimer: I would rly appreciate if you don’t plagiarise this! Please give me credit, thank you. (Reblogs are ok ofc)
Peter: Thanks, Dad... Why is everyone staring at me?
Shuri: You just called Mr Stark dad; you said thanks, dad.
Peter: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks, man.
Tony, internally crying tears of happiness but acting chill: Do you see me as a father figure, underoos?
Peter, visibly sweating: No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.
*mysterio creates an illusion of tony*
Peter: you’re not tony
*grabs mysterio by the neck, destroying the illusion*
Peter: you’re just some common bitch