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“ My names Cletus Jones I’ve killed three people”

-Cletus Jones (The Trail to Oregon)

“I’ve done so many terrible things, like touching myself and lying to the police”

-Grace Chasity (NPMD)

“I hope you don’t get a Wiggly, I hope you fucking die”

-Linda Monroe (Black Friday)

"Do you have a rocketship Pottah? Oh, I bet you do! you know not all of us inherited enough money to buy out Nasa when our parents die!"

-Draco (AVPM)

"And if it doesn't try to get out of my mouth... it's goin' down the hatch."

-Craphole (The Trail to Oregon)

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