FUCKYEAHRDJ

multi-fandom+current events+good stuff in general

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[egberts]

i go to home depot

i eat the tools

[mugendaii]

Stop it

[egberts]

crumch

[thriftstoreoddities]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[acidxshark]

This show is mostly kinda dumb and badly paced but it has its moments.

[cloudsongs]

[fakehistory]

My mom (left) and my dad (lobster) going on their first date (circa 1952).

[browntwinks]

infinity war

the avengers: okay we gotta figure out how to defeat thanos

peter: well you SEE we’ll use the bittenbinder method. everyone grab alka seltzer tabs and place them in your mouths to make it look like you have rabies. now we’ve thrown him off his rhythm,

[phunderplonics]

the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

why’d you get banned?

[phunderplonics]

touched the rat

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

what rat

[phunderplonics]

chunky cheese

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

crying session at my house tonight at 8 pull up

[samswinchesters]

when you expect the marvel theme song to be playing during the opening but you’re met with the sounds of a distress signal about the asgardian refugee ship

[tendercannibal]

when steve called tony “earth’s greatest protector” i nutted in 4 different languages

[snailcare]

ME, EVERY TIME SOMEONE KILLS A SNAIL ON PURPOSE

[prominent-nipple]

[blackmodel]

STOP it

[psy-faerie]

DEAD

[lovingrot]

me when i hear a single pluck on a banjo:

[nateforyou]

what kind of power move could I make towards my new therapist?

[nateforyou]

* takes a notepad and takes notes whenever they take notes *

[nateforyou]

* eats the paper at the end of the session *

[uglyheads-deactivated20230321]

this is why y’all are in therapy

[nateforyou]

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