can i retire now?

he/him. matthew. 30+ really really tired of the bullshit that's going on, send help.

[sreppub]

skinny steve says hey, doll…. need a ride?

[ginasporter]

[sreppub]

bribing tony to sit through some meetings nicely by promising him something fun later

[teatreefox]

REBLOG TO PROTECT PLATONIC "I LOVE YOU"s AT ALL COSTS

[papayafromtv]

people keep making jokes about the universe where lokis an alligator by saying how funny it would be if everything played out exactly the same except just loki is an alligator for some reason

but nobody's realised the golden potential where only the entirety of asgard is alligators

the reason jotunheim is so salty about losing the war against asgard isnt because they're evil, its because they lost to a group of fuckin crocodiles with hats

and the poor avengers, stood their with weapons, their city burning, only just having become a team, having to just watch awkwardly as 2 random alligators are stood there growling at each other as they try to sort out their apparent space croc family issues

i mean that would be hysterical

[mysharona1987]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[thesexyidiot]

God I can't even argue!

[nenyc]

MACGYVER | 01x02 - The Golden Triangle

[team-downey-1965]

Tony Stark is art!

[watsonsmatthews]

holmes/watson + security cling and tuck and cover tropes

[thelifeofmex3-blog]

Reblog if you are so unpopular that you don't even get an anon's hate.

[greatkinglulu]

[beatlesweatles]

This slaps harder than anything the Beetles ever released

[noahwyles]

idk it just felt necessary to take these caps.

[honeyybunnies]

tony in endgame: i choose HAPPINESS. cutting off toxic people in my life for my own well-being and mental health. self love!

also tony: dies

[starkofson]

Alice if you’re asking how long forever is...

We’re all doomed

[duckbuttt]