can i retire now?

he/him. matthew. 30+ really really tired of the bullshit that's going on, send help.

[sreppub]

skinny steve says hey, doll…. need a ride?

[ginasporter]

[sreppub]

bribing tony to sit through some meetings nicely by promising him something fun later

[teatreefox]

REBLOG TO PROTECT PLATONIC "I LOVE YOU"s AT ALL COSTS

[papayafromtv]

people keep making jokes about the universe where lokis an alligator by saying how funny it would be if everything played out exactly the same except just loki is an alligator for some reason

but nobody's realised the golden potential where only the entirety of asgard is alligators

the reason jotunheim is so salty about losing the war against asgard isnt because they're evil, its because they lost to a group of fuckin crocodiles with hats

and the poor avengers, stood their with weapons, their city burning, only just having become a team, having to just watch awkwardly as 2 random alligators are stood there growling at each other as they try to sort out their apparent space croc family issues

i mean that would be hysterical

[mysharona1987]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[thesexyidiot]

God I can't even argue!

[nenyc]

MACGYVER | 01x02 - The Golden Triangle

[team-downey-1965]

Tony Stark is art!

[watsonsmatthews]

holmes/watson + security cling and tuck and cover tropes

[thelifeofmex3-blog]

Reblog if you are so unpopular that you don't even get an anon's hate.

[greatkinglulu]

[beatlesweatles]

This slaps harder than anything the Beetles ever released

[noahwyles]

idk it just felt necessary to take these caps.

[honeyybunnies]

tony in endgame: i choose HAPPINESS. cutting off toxic people in my life for my own well-being and mental health. self love!

also tony: dies

[starkofson]

Alice if you’re asking how long forever is...

We’re all doomed

[systlin]

Something I find incredibly cool is that they’ve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldn’t figure out what they were for for the life of them. 

Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and said “Oh yeah sure that’s a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.” 

“Wait you’re still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???”

“Well, yeah. We’ve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.”

It’s just. 

50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, we’ve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply haven’t found anything better to do the job. 

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

i also like that this is a “ask craftspeople” thing, it reminds me of when art historians were all “the fuck” about someone’s ear “deformity” in a portrait and couldn’t work out what the symbolism was until someone who’d also worked as a piercer was like “uhm, he’s fucked up a piercing there”. interdisciplinary shit also needs to include non-academic approaches because crafts & trades people know shit ok

[assasue]

One of my professors often tells us about a time he, as and Egyptian Archaeologist, came down upon a ring of bricks one brick high. In the middle of a house. He and his fellow researchers could not fpr the life of them figure out what tf it could possibly have been for. Until he decided to as a laborer, who doesnt even speak English, what it was. The guy gestures for my prof to follow him, and shows him the same ring of bricks in a nearby modern house. Said ring is filled with baby chicks, while momma hen is out in the yard having a snack. The chicks can’t get over the single brick, but mom can step right over. Over 2000 years and their still corraling chicks with brick circles. If it aint broke, dont fix it and always ask the locals.

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

I read something a while back about how pre-columbian Americans had obsidian blades they stored in the rafters of their houses. The archaeologists who discovered them came to the conclusion that the primitive civilizations believed keeping them closer to the sun would keep the blades sharper.

Then a mother looked at their findings and said “yeah, they stored their knives in the rafters to keep them out of reach of the children.”

[whatevercomestomymind]

Omg the ancient child proofing add on tho lol

[pbrim]

I remember years ago on a forum (email list, that’s how old) a woman talking about going to a museum, and seeing among the women’s household objects a number of fired clay items referred to as “prayer objects”.  (Apparently this sort of labeling is not uncommon when you have something that every house has and appears to be important, but no-one knows what it is.)  She found a docent and said, “Excuse me, but I think those are drop spindles.”  “Why would you think that, ma’am?”  “Because they look just like the ones my husband makes for me.  See?”  They got all excited, took tons of pictures and video of her spinning with her spindle.  When she was back in the area a few years later, they were still on display, but labeled as drop spindles.

[catchester]

So ancient Roman statues have some really weird hairstyles. Archaeologists just couldn’t figure them out. They didn’t have hairspray or modern hair bands, or elastic at all, but some of these things defied gravity better than Marge Simpson’s beehive.

Eventually they decided, wigs. Must be wigs. Or maybe hats. Definitely not real hair.

A hairdresser comes a long, looks at a few and is like, “Yeah, they’re sewn.”

“Don’t be silly!” the archaeologists cry. “How foolish, sewn hair indeed! LOL!”

So she went away and recreated them on real people using a needle and thread and the mystery of Roman hairstyles was solved.

She now works as a hair archaeologist and I believe she has a YouTube channel now where she recreates forgotten hairstyles, using only what they had available at the time.